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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:17 PM
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If Bon Jovi joined the mafia, would he be Don Bon Jovi or Don Jon Bon Jovi
And if he then also became an active privy chamberlain for the Pope, would he be Don Don Bon Jovi or Don Don Jon Bon Jovi? And if he then became a university leader, would he be Don Dean Don Bon Jovi or Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:18 PM
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1. and if he were then sentenced to burn in eternity, would he be
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 08:18 PM by StopTheMorans
Damned Don Dean Don Bon Jovi or Damned Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:21 PM
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7. You see, these are the questions that I am stuck asking myself
so often.

And if he became a debt collector, would he be Damned Don Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:22 PM
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8. and if he became a real ladies man, would he then be
Damned Don Juan Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Juan Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:24 PM
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12. Actually, he'd be either
Damned Don Don Juan Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Don Juan Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:26 PM
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14. I think I need a drink or 12
:D :beer:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:59 PM
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21. Why stop with 12? Have 24!
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 08:59 PM by Rabrrrrrr
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:19 PM
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2. He'd be
Don Bon Giovi
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:19 PM
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3. neither
He would be Jon Bon Kinkade, Master of Cheesy Clichéd Lyrics and Light!
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:20 PM
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4. If he cheered up would he be "Jon Bon Jovial" ? n/t
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:24 PM
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11. He seems happy to me.
n/t
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:20 PM
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5. If he then moved to Japan
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 08:21 PM by wtmusic
would he be Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi-San?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:20 PM
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6. He'd never be a don.
He'd be Jon "Lucky Strikes" Bonjiovvi, who sings at mafiosi weddings and...um, funerals.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:23 PM
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9. If Jon Bon Jovi joined the mafia
He'll be sleeping with the fishes as soon as he steps out of the house in spandex pants.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:23 PM
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10. What he just joined and he's a don already?
No time as foot soldier or a bag man?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:25 PM
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13. Nah, he's a celebrity, so it's right to the top
Much the way that non-profit boards and executive committees work.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:26 PM
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15. More like a figure head-good cover i suppose for the
(insert family name here)
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:28 PM
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16. Like a modern-day Sinatra
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:28 PM
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17. Yeah. And if he ends up taking a "hit", no one will fucking care.
The Mafia is only out a figure head; the world is only out a mediocre has-been nothing "rock"er.

Really, I guess, it would be a win-win situation if the Mafia WOULD ask him to come to be a Don...
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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:29 PM
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18. He'd be Don Giovanni Bon Jovi
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:32 PM
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20. Only if he became an opera
then he'd be Damned Don Dean Don Don Juan Don Giovanni Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Don Juan Don Giovanni Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:30 PM
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19. I don't care as long as he looks the same


:9
rocknation
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