When the "Rapture" happens, can I be President?

chicagojoe

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:00 AM
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When the "Rapture" happens, can I be President?

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Seldona

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:04 AM
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1. You mean you won't be flying off into the sunset?

Sure, you have my vote. I KNOW I won't be going.

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renaissanceguy

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:07 AM
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2. Sure, if the Diebold employees are raptured too.

http://www.cafepress.com/liberalissues.16200506

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jdots

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:14 AM
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3. sure you be president,can i have a job ?

just a minor cabinet post like head of homeland insecurity or minister of candy and junk food.

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Solly Mack

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:20 AM
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4. Assuming Shrub will be raptured, of course

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greyfox

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:07 AM
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9. He better get right....

or he sure won't be going...

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Swamp Rat

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Tue Jan-11-05 06:39 AM
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5. Yeah, but I get to be the Supreme Being of the Universe.

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Jeff in Cincinnati

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Tue Jan-11-05 07:59 AM
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6. My all-time favorite bumper sticker

Come The Rapture...
Can I Have Your Car?

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noonwitch

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:20 AM
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14. It's on my car!

I haven't gotten many reactions yet.

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Jeff in Cincinnati

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:55 AM
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17. My bumper sticker (for which I'm sure to be rear-ended)

"Christian Democrats practice what they preach"

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El Fuego

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:00 AM
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7. But Bush will still be here! (I don't think the antichrist raptures)

I've even got a link:

http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/geocities.com/george-bush-antichrist/

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greyfox

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:09 AM
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10. Again I say....

the Shrub is NOT the anti-Christ -- the anti-Christ will be smart and smooth and intellectual and cool... not a sissy wearing boots!!!

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El Fuego

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:38 AM
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11. "But... but...."

... You just described ME!!! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wow:

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greyfox

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Tue Jan-11-05 11:44 AM
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19. Cool....

maybe YOU is the anti-Christ.. ya think?

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greyfox

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:06 AM
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8. Yep, you can be....

anything you like -- for a very little while...

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AussieDave

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Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 AM
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12. But aren't we already IN the "Rapture" ????

I mean - how could it possibly get any worse ???

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billyskank

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:18 AM
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13. Haven't you learned by now

never to ask that? :spank:

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El Fuego

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:29 AM
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15. But they're supposed to DISAPPEAR

Which would be cool, because then we'll win Florida for sure in 2008.

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GOPBasher

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:43 AM
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16. That's true. nt

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Renew Deal

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Tue Jan-11-05 09:56 AM
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18. You are republican lite.

Sorry :hi:

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chicagojoe

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Tue Jan-11-05 01:56 PM
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20. What makes me republican lite ?

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Renew Deal

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Tue Jan-11-05 02:37 PM
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21. Just teasing

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chicagojoe

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Wed Jan-12-05 03:30 AM
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22. ok

sorry--just hate being mistaken for the enemy.

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donheld

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Wed Jan-12-05 03:51 AM
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23. You mean the rapture Blondie sang about?

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roguevalley

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Wed Jan-12-05 04:03 AM
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24. no. bush will still be here.

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