My 8 year old must have overheard my wife and I

as we were discussing whatever might prompt someone to purchase a Hummer. I know this, because yesterday, as I was taking him to his Cub Scout meeting, we had to stop at a local craft store to get a few things to get his car ready for the upcoming Pinewood Derby. In the parking lot we encountered a Hummer parked diagonally across two spaces. After finally finding a space for our vehicle, we got out and headed into the store, passing the Hummer on the way. My young one was looking at it as we passed (worthless as they are, the big SOBs are eye-catching). As luck would have it, the owner came out of an adjoining store at that instant, accompanied by his trophy wife or girl friend. Mistaking our attention for admiration, her pointed to the H2 logo and asked my son, "Do you know what that stands for, little fella?" Without missing a beat, my little guy replied, "That means you have a teeny, tiny, dick." I guess it could have gotten ugly, but not only was I laughing my ass off, so was his female companion. He just stood there for a minute, then turned and got into his monstrosity. The woman winked at my little boy before joining him, and they roared off. I guess my wife and I need to be more circumspect in our pillow talk, but damn, that was funny!

I am so looking forward to these gems starting to drop from my child's mouth!

Oh, thank you. I needed that laugh. I'm giggling like a manic here.

that has made my day.

That's hilarious! :thumbsup:

Sounds like my 3 year old daughter. Everytime she sees a picture of * she says, "I don't like George Bush". Neither my husband, nor myself had trained her to do it either!

and that shows you are a good parent with a GREAT kid!

Am sending this out to friends who need some reassurance about the future! With kids like yours, the future looks better!

Kids say the darndest things!

Now, be honest. Did you think you were going to have to lock yet another sex thread?

Now I have Pepsi spilled all over my shirt.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, that's priceless. Good job 11Bravo, you are teaching your son well.

You're raising him right! He already has a bullshit filter! I love when kids are frank like that.

I would have been still been rolling around laughing in the parking lot if I were you.

Thank you, and tell your kid I owe him a cookie if ever we meet :)

:D

she laughed too

CLASSIC!

have been floored.

Back when my daughter was three she must have heard the word "damn" a lot around the house. I'm the guilty party. Anyhow one day we were out on a road trip and my husband pointed out a reservior to her saying, "Look at the big dam." Her response: "Big damn what?"

...wonder how many times the guys trophy gal has told this story to their friends.

My friends and I slap 'em on every hummer and humungo SUV we see. Have about 40 or so left.

*I* would have!
:7

some really cool flame decals to decorate his Pinewood Derby car with.

I remember flaming skull decals when I was his age. All the rage then!

I hope his car is the fastest!

I love that the woman friend winked... ! :thumbsup:

...also laughed. And winked.

OMG that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!

Great, great line. :D

Pinewood derby cars are made of wood and are powered by gravity

OMG, talk about your jaw dropping moment! I love it! :P

Thanks!

Damn, that was funny.

Yes, that was priceless.

:bounce:

goos stuff.

nothing beats humiliation at the hands of a child.