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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:57 AM
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DAY-UM! Worst poetry Ive ever read.
http://d21c.com/progun1/patriotic-poetry-poems-at-a-glance.html
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:03 PM
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1. I though you might be exaggerating.
You weren't. :P
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donotpassgo Donating Member (867 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:05 PM
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2. Art and Conservatives don't mix.
If a poem rhymes...it usually sucks.
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:05 PM
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3. Wow!
It's not just the content that is bad. This poetry rivals that of the vogons. As we all know Vogon poetry is the worst in the known universe.


An Example from the Vogon Poem Generator
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

See, see the small sky
Marvel at its big cream depths.
Tell me, flibly do you
Wonder why the hairless cat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel slow.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your futgrask facial growth
That looks like
A tofu.
What's more, it knows
Your phlegm potting shed
Smells of pus.
Everything under the big small sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm dungs.
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ima_sinnic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:24 PM
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4. link doesn't work? n/t
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