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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:04 PM
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DU should become like Ebay
if the fundies are Raptured. We could take all their stuff, even all the potted meat and bullets they saved up and Ebay it. We could really clean up with some of that crap they stockpile.

Yeah you fundie bastards, I'll be laughing at you until at least Y3K. Wanna buy a patch?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:12 PM
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1. Capitalism's finest hour
Only thin is, who do we convince to buy 2,500 leftover copies of Glorious Appearing?
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:15 PM
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2. Sweet Geebus
those would be hard to unload, on the other hand we would be able to sell all those generators and Guns and Ammo mags.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:30 PM
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3. I am not normally for book burning
but my fireplace could Gloriously Appear lit with those books!
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 01:12 PM
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7. LOL
speaking of that I've had to get up 3 times to answer the door. Bible thumpers out in force today. If my water hose wasn't frozen I'd show them a thing or two.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:41 PM
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4. But if the fundies are raptured,
who would want their stuff? Plus, aren't they the people who buy all the useless crap off eBay?
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 01:14 PM
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8. see that's the beauty
the pure at heart fundies will be raptured and then we take their stuff and sell it to the ones who missed the first boat, the left behinders who are pissed because they thought they would go in the first round.
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:51 PM
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5. Sorry, but you are confused
When the Rapture comes it'll be US that Jesus wants!!!

WE'RE the ones who will be caught up into heavenly bliss, and the fundies will be perplexed....
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:59 PM
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6. Now that made me laugh
Just the thought of all the God Fearing Fundies standing around with their mouths agape, going what happend? Too funny! :D
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