Who would you most like to see Limbaugh get sacked by?

a_random_joel

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:32 PM
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Poll question: Who would you most like to see Limbaugh get sacked by?

I am sending ESPN a big "told ya so". Fire the fat man.

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neuvocat

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:33 PM
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1. Phil Romanowski

Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 05:34 PM by neuvocat

He's such an a-hole that he would be very malicious about it.

On edit: DOH! You had that choice already!

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ZenLefty

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:36 PM
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2. Rob Blake

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:19 AM
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44. Oh yeah!

Him too. Let's hope Fatass doesn't venture into hockey. He'll be dead after 100,000 slapshots.

Hawkeye-X

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CO Liberal

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:36 PM
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3. This Guy

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Lefty48197

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:53 PM
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12. Look closely

I think that's actually Rush.

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Shrek

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:37 PM
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4. Not many people know it

But Martin Grammatica is a punishing tackler!

Or not.

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bloom

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:38 PM
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5. clark

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:38 PM
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6. Where's Refrigerator Perry when you need him?

*sniff*

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a_random_joel

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:04 PM
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15. Yeah

Let him do the "SuperBowl Shuffle" all over Limbaugh's head.

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LoneStarLiberal

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:40 PM
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7. Jonah Lomu

Back in the day, before his kidney problems. He's the big Tongan guy with the ball below:

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HEyHEY

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:41 PM
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8. Nah..not Blake.....this mean SOB right here!

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ZenLefty

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:10 PM
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19. No. Sack rush with *this* mean SOB right here!

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HEyHEY

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:29 PM
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20. haha

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:20 AM
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45. Psst

Canucks ain't gonna take the division again this year!

Avs for the 11th season in a row!

Hawkeye-X

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HEyHEY

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:22 AM
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46. Well..if we had a GM who bought teams

I mean that in a good way...Bruke is a knob...every other team is going for it this season cause of the strike...not him...noooooo!

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dweller

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:46 PM
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9. other, Me.

and the line starts here. I get first kick.

dp

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MR. ELECTABLE

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:52 PM
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10. William Perry...

I wanna see that fat pig clobbered by THE FRIDGE!

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FDRrocks

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Thu Oct-02-03 07:55 PM
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65. Thats what I was gonna say...

That would be a very good watch.

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Lefty48197

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:52 PM
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11. Big Gilbert Brown!

Detroit's homegrown hero. Give em the 'grave-digger' Gil!

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THUNDER HANDS

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:55 PM
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13. him

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Section_43

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Wed Oct-01-03 05:55 PM
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14. The Real Roy Williams from OU fame

who now plays for the Cowboys.

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Gato Moteado

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:05 PM
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16. only one man would do the job properly.....

...and that man is none other than dick butkus. in his prime, butkus would leave no bone unbroken in pigboy's putrid body.

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:31 PM
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59. Toss Bill Bergey in there and we have a real powerhouse tandem

Butkus and Bergey - eesh I woudln't want to be in the middle!

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a_random_joel

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:06 PM
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17. How could I forget?

Warren Sapp?
That'd be one hell of a decleater!
How about giving Derrick Brooks and John Lynch assists?

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lpbk2713

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Wed Oct-01-03 11:58 PM
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40. Throw Booger McFarland into the mix too.

Just for good measure. That would ring Diarrhea Mouth's chimes real good.

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ErasureAcer

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:09 PM
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18. Ray Lewis

this dude is just a maniac...

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BQueen

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:30 PM
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21. All of the above, plus all the other suggestions

converging on the gasbag all at once, he would turn to guava jelly right after he crapped his panties.

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Zuni

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:33 PM
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22. How about Wes Clark

bombing his propaganda station a la Kosovo.

I'd support it.

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Salviati

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Wed Oct-01-03 06:49 PM
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23. I'd like to see him get sacked by the CDC

He's got to be a biohazard level 4 at least!

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SmileyBoy

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:00 PM
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24. Chris Hovan should pop the freshness seal on a new jar of WHOOPASS on him!

He would, too.

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VermontDem2004

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:05 PM
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25. Terrell Suggs and Strahan

Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 07:07 PM by VermontDem2004

They both have sack records and with Terrell's speed it would make it even more painful. :evilgrin:

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sasquatch

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:08 PM
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26. Go back in time and get Jack Tatum and Dick 'Night Train' Lane

:evilgrin: let El Rushbo run a pattern out into the middle of the field with the assasin comin' after his ass:evilgrin: After that let Night Train go after him:evilgrin:

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VermontDem2004

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:10 PM
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28. ooh Tatum

I like his toughness, also get Ronnie Lott, he was a hard hitting safety like Tatum.

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1a2b3c

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:09 PM
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27. Sapp-- first he is black. Second he likes to lay his fat ass on top of

the QB just to let them know who brought them down.

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VermontDem2004

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:11 PM
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29. Why not the whole Buc's deffensive line?

Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 07:11 PM by VermontDem2004

Let him play QB and make a deal with the lineman where they don't block and boom!

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fortyfeetunder

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:22 AM
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47. Yeah Yeah, Bring on Warren Sapp!

And after he sacks Rush, he needs to do that booty dance!

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Bucky__Badger

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:25 PM
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55. definately Sapp

I think the injury to Rushbo would be the most serious. Sapp hits a ton.

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hooligan

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:12 PM
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30. Ronnie Lott in his prime

Lott, a former 49er, was famous for his punishing tackles. He would absolutely destroy Limbaugh.

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VermontDem2004

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:13 PM
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31. I agree

that he would destroy Limbaugh, alot of these linemans can get to the QB but when you add speed and strength, it just destroys people.

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The Zanti Regent

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:14 PM
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32. Love to see Mr Olympia Ronnie Coleman beat the #1 AND #2 out of Rush

Ronnie Coleman is a full time police Officer, too. I'd love to see him give Rush the Rodney King Treatment!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Oct-01-03 07:45 PM
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33. Chelsea Clinton

She deserves the opportunity.

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AmandaRuth

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Wed Oct-01-03 08:01 PM
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34. personally

i like your line of thinking, it would be blissful to see WJC just knock him on his bit fat ass.

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FloridaJudy

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Wed Oct-01-03 11:48 PM
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39. Oh, yes!!!

What he tried to do to Chelsea when she was thirteen, was UNFORGIVEABLE (shouting intentional).

Only a real creep would try to undermine the self-esteem of a vulnerable adolescent like that. My twelve-year-old son came up to me and protested, "Mom, all the Republicans are making fun of Chelsea Clinton's looks! I think she's beautiful; she looks smart, and has a great smile. Should I send her a letter?"

I've never been prouder of my son; I raised that kid right! I also corrected his spelling.

And Rush should be ashamed of himself.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Thu Oct-02-03 07:51 PM
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63. Good for your son!

And :hug: to you for steering him in the right direction. If he ever gets married, I bet your daughter-in-law will be terrific!

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LosinIt

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Wed Oct-01-03 08:50 PM
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35. Bruce Smith

just cause I love him.

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FloridaJudy

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Wed Oct-01-03 11:16 PM
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36. "Cat-bert"

They deserve each other

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ZenLefty

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Wed Oct-01-03 11:21 PM
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37. We all forgot the obvious choice:

ESPN.

I'd like to see him sacked by ESPN. :D Awfully nice of them to ask for his resignation, very professional on their part.

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sasquatch

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Wed Oct-01-03 11:38 PM
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38. Pigman just quit

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

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44g

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:12 AM
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41. Let me give the portly prikkk a pulling guard's shiver in the liver

Cock my forearm, and explode his ribs.

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Wolfman 11

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:14 AM
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42. Ty Warren or Rocky Bernard

two great new DE's. The beautiful irony would be that they are from Texas A&M, that great bastion of conservatism. Neither one would care.

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:19 AM
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43. Sacked by Trevor Pryce.

No way that Fatass can outrun this man!

Hawkeye-X

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elvisbear

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:28 AM
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48. Donovan Mcnabb's Mother would do justice.

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Governor Davis

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:30 AM
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49. Arnold Schwarzenegger

And then I'd like to see Arnold Scwarzenegger sacked by Gilbert Grape's mom.

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Kenneth ken

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:59 AM
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50. DEA

Drug Enforcement Agency

(or Terry Tate - office linebacker as a 2nd choice)

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Bake

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Thu Oct-02-03 03:36 AM
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51. How about Clear Channel???

Then we'd never have to hear his whiny bullshit again!

Sacked, i.e. FIRED!!

Bake

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Awsi Dooger

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Thu Oct-02-03 03:40 AM
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52. No nominations for Dick Butkus or Lawrence Taylor?

Merely the two most intimidating defenders of all time.

Actually, the honor should go to David "Deacon" Jones, who invented the term "sacking the quarterback" and deserves its most appropos application. I promise you Deacon is very black and would not be gentle.

Now, if we're looking for illegal excess, the examples set by Joe "Turkey" Jones on Terry Bradshaw and Big Ben Davidson on Lenny Dawson would suit Mr. Limbaugh quite nicely, especially if he wants a legit excuse for more pain pills.

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DS1

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Thu Oct-02-03 06:38 AM
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53. That "TANK" guy from UFC

:evilgrin:

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DrGonzoLives

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:55 PM
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54. Dick Butkus, circa mid-1960's

It was once Butkus' stated dream to hit a guy so hard his head came off.

I say we get Bill & Ted's time-traveling phone booth, get Butkus from 1962 or so, and give him a chance to live out his dream.

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LTR

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:29 PM
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56. Lawrence Taylor

Easily the scariest linebacker in NFL history. Ended Joe Thiesmann's football career on national TV, and it looked gruesome!

If he had bolts in his neck, he'd look like Frankenstein. And I assume even in his older years, he could flatten Rush Speedball like a pancake.

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:34 PM
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60. Yeah, if I snorted that much coke, I could play as well as Taylor

:eyes:

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srubick

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:29 PM
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57. The little guy running for governor

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:30 PM
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58. Philadelphia Eagles Fans is my vote

We just need Rush and one overflowing Porto-John that has been in use for 8 hours of tailgating before an Eagles Game.

Oh, and force Rush to eat a Chocolate Cup-Cake filled with E-Lax.

Excluding the Cupcake - you have no idea what drunken Eagles fans have done with Porta-Johns and unwitting folks who use them, especially if they are wearing jersey's from folks with the other team

:eyes:

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annonymous

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:41 PM
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61. How about Terry Tate the office enforcer?

Seeing Rush Limbaugh getting called for offensive language and getting knocked on his fat ass would be priceless.

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Chovexani

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:46 PM
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62. bell hooks

Ok, so she doesn't play football, but I would love to see pigboy get his ass kicked by a black lesbian. :)

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Loyal

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Thu Oct-02-03 07:54 PM
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64. Ray Lewis

totally! :)

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KamaAina

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Thu Oct-02-03 08:15 PM
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66. Musashimaru

sumo yokozuna (grand champion) from Hawai'i, where he is known as Fiamalu Penitese.

He weighs 520 pounds! Alas, he did commercials for our Repuke governor ("She has the heart of a champion... :puke: :puke: :puke: ), so he'd probably go easy on Pigboy...

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Nailzberg

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Thu Oct-02-03 08:38 PM
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67. Esera Tuaolo

280 pounds of gay man hitting him will provide Limbaugh with years of both physical and mental anguish.

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George_Bonanza

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:52 PM
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68. Urlacher!

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