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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:08 PM
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Poll question: What job would you most like at the Presidential Inaugural Ball?
Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 09:18 PM by zulchzulu
You have a chance to be one of the exclusive top-tier staff at the main, best, most expensive, most filled with the most rich Repuglicans and most full of the administration Ball Extravaganza where Chimpy and the Gang are hanging out the most and have dinner there.

What job would you most like to have?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:13 PM
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1. There's a missing category
I'm not gonna say what it is, but I think you know .............

:evilgrin:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:19 PM
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2. You mean the...
...Ann Coulter impersonator who does tricks in the basement but turns out to be Kid Rock? I know...
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latteromden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:28 PM
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6. Same here ;)
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:20 PM
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3. When Imperial Rome gave a victorious general a triumphal parade...
Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 09:20 PM by baldguy
They had a slave stand directly behind him, repeating the phrase "Remember, thou art mortal"

I'd like to be THAT guy for duhbya over the next four years.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:25 PM
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5. Memento mori, memento mori...
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:38 PM
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8. c'mon! You think the chimp knows Latin?!?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 11:07 PM
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13. 'Member, yer gunna dah, 'member, yer gunna dah...
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KJMagic Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:20 PM
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4. I don't think being mean to the President is the answer...
But he isn't MY President.
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sweetladybug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:37 PM
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7. I would love to be the water person at Bush's table
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 11:00 PM
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12. Damn, that water looks like lemonade...
...but it doesn't taste like it....hmmmm...
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jjtss Donating Member (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:40 PM
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9. None of the above........
I want to be the doorman and hold all the doors open all night!!!!!!
Freeze them out!!!!
Hope they all go home early!!!!!!!
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demgrrrll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 10:15 PM
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10. Sounds like Tyler Durden is going to be clearing some tables that
night. Fart on that souffle Tyler!!
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 10:55 PM
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11. Good idea!
Darn, what's wrong with the dang door...sheesh...I'll be right back...yep, I'm supposed to keep the door open....Homeland Security...yep...
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 11:11 PM
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15. Disconnect the heating system too
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 11:10 PM
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14. Personal Chef
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 12:37 AM
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18. "Tonight, we are having pretzels, Mr. President"
Oh anyway...watch this...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/trumpfiresbush.swf
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 06:21 PM
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26. Make it those big Snyder pretzels
and NOTHING to drink
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 12:18 AM
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16. I wanna be the jazz singer
"call me irresponsible
call me unreliable
call me misunderestimatable too....."

and then I would go on to give new meaning to SCAT singing....
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 12:33 AM
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17. Woo hoo!
That's the spirit!

Maybe do a lounge lizard version of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who

Somehow sing...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/foolbush.mov
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 12:38 AM
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19. The Punch
SPIKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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jayctravis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 12:42 AM
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20. Soundman.
...what...is that a blender?
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Is It Fascism Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 01:05 AM
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21. I'd like to be the "Independent Counsel" who shows up to arrest
the Shrub for treason.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 01:14 AM
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22. I wanna be the one who serves used urinal mints to the head table
Here, Mr President, have an after-dinner candy. Yummy!
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 01:16 AM
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23. I wanna be the heating-vent repair person ... above the restrooms.
I'd get so much information, listening in on the Repugs' restroom conversations, about how they stole the election -- especially once everyone starts getting hammered! I'd be up there with my little tape recorder ... it would be the Nixon tapes all over again!

If I were to get a job at the inaugural, I would want it to be one with practical use to my party, rather than mere vindictiveness of pee in the pitchers.
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 01:31 AM
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24. Personal Cook
Oh the fun we could have when the hallucinogens start to hit...

I would just hope that there was a video cam nearby.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 01:36 AM
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25. hallucinogens? How about just some truth serum in the drinks?
(And a round of that at the Pioneers table too.)

I would have liked to have the chance to be "guy who shows up and announces:Guess what...Kerry won, Nader was second. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!"
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 08:47 PM
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27. Muzak Subliminal Message Ambiance Audio Producer
Where there are elevators and other waiting areas, it would be cool to do the muzak that has all kinds of subliminal messages...preferably the Greatest Hits of Jim Jones.
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