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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:14 PM
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Fools, I'll kill you all!!

and other great sayings from evil doers...post them here

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:16 PM
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1. They thought I was crazy!

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:17 PM
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2. "No, leave them to me. I shall deal with them myself."

Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 12:27 PM by Darknyte7

-Lord Vader, Episode VI

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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:19 PM
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4. that ones classic

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bobthedrummer

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:19 PM
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3. "I am reality." Tom Berenger in Platoon.

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:25 PM
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5. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 12:26 PM by Darknyte7

-Lord Vader, Episode IV

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:26 PM
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6. "You and me, we are actually very similar."

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:27 PM
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7. "NO! IT CAN'T BE! ARRRRRRRGGHHHH!"

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:28 PM
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8. "The Emperor is not as forgiving as me."

or:
"Perhaps the Emperor can think of better ways to motivate you."

since Darth Vader is a common source today...

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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:32 PM
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9. I'll get you next time Gadget!

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:35 PM
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10. "You Have Failed Me For The Last Time"...

and "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:36 PM
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11. "Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand... "

Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious - Episode VI

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:40 PM
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12. "At the university, they said I was mad...mad. ....

can you believe that? Bwah-hah-hah-hah"

and

"It's alive------ALIVE!"

Dr. Frankenstein (although he was more misguided and misunderstood than truly evil. bwah-hah-hah :crazy:)

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:42 PM
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13. "This is unacceptable ...."

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —the Shrub, Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:44 PM
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14. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold ...

Ricardo M. as Khan in The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek II

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Wed Jan-19-05 03:23 PM
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50. Actually, Roddenberry was just ripping off Shakespeare again

The quote is from "Hamlet".

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ImpeachBush

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Wed Jan-19-05 06:01 PM
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51. Yes, I knew that .... BUT

Ricardo spoke the phrase so well.

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Richard Steele

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:13 PM
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70. Shakespeare is best in the original Klingonese.

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:45 PM
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15. [after choking Captain Needa to death]

Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Lord Vader, Episode V

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:45 PM
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16. "wake up! time to die!"

I say this quote quite often to the sheeple, they just stare... stupid sheeple.

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cruadin

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:49 PM
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21. Is that from "Blade Runner"?

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frictionlessO

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:05 PM
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28. Yep but I keep getting foggy on which one of the replicants it was...

I think it was the one with the mustache? am I wrong? was it rutgers character?

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cruadin

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:29 PM
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36. That's what I was trying to remember. But, I think you're right...

that it was the big guy with the mustache. It's been a long time since I've watched that movie, although it is one of my all-time favorites.

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Wed Jan-19-05 03:01 PM
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48. I remembered it now and yes its definitely him, though I guess the

replicants were not so much evil as just ill concieved. sorta like Frankensteins creature...

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ImpeachBush

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:46 PM
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17. *ding dong* .... "Landshark" ...

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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:46 PM
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20. thats a good one

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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:46 PM
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18. and i would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you pesky kids

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TexasSissy

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:46 PM
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19. What we have here is a failure to communicate.

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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22. "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

-Lord Vader, Episode V

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:54 PM
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23. Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!

Frank Booth: Here's to your fuck!
Ben: Here's to your fuck, Frank.

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ImpeachBush

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:01 PM
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25. That movie was creepy ....

Blue Velvet

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:07 PM
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29. "Do you want me to pour it?"

"No, I want you to fuck it! Shit yes, pour the fuckin' beer!"

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:08 PM
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30. Now it's dark. Let's fuck!

I'll fuck anything that moves! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:09 PM
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31. Don't be a good neighbor to her.

I'll send you a love letter -- straight from my heart, fucker! Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You get a love letter from me, you're fucked forever!

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Mad_Dem_X

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:16 PM
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78. "Candy-Colored Clown, Paul"

That movie is F*CKED UP!

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:09 PM
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32. Let tits see her kid.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:10 PM
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33. Mommy!

Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 01:10 PM by whoisalhedges

Baby wants to fuck!

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Kire

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Wed Jan-19-05 11:49 PM
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52. 'Heineken'? Fuck that shit!

'Pabst Blue Ribbon'!

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Wed Jan-19-05 12:58 PM
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24. "We will bury you"

Nikita S Khrushchev, Soviet Premier, November 17, 1956.

I love that line - it's so cartoonishly ruthless!

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American Tragedy

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Thu Jan-20-05 04:28 AM
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65. And he smacks his shoe on the table and giggles maniacally. Classic!

You're right, it sounds like Doctor Evil or something. What a nut.

I do give him credit for withdrawing the missiles from Cuba, against the suicidal whim of Fidel Castro, who has openly stated that he pushed for a nuclear exchange.

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:03 PM
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26. No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

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NoSheep

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:05 PM
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27. "You may kill Thorndike."

Chloris Leachman said this wearing a nurses outfit in a Mel Brooks film. I believe she speaks it into the phone to someone who has been chomping at the bit to get this guy. Hilarious in the context of the film

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:10 PM
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34. "There's an old saying in Tennessee...

I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:12 PM
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35. when shrub said, "Iraq has WMDs"

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Hardrada

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:59 PM
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76. When Shrub says "Iran has WMD's."

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Wed Jan-19-05 01:31 PM
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37. "You won't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore..."

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Ryano42

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:10 PM
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38. "Theeese ees the Peet of Dispair!!!"

<cough>
<cough>

"It's the Pit of Dispair, mate..."

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freethought

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:13 PM
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39. "Victory is Mine!" Stewie from 'Family Guy'.n/t

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Darknyte7

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:15 PM
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40. "This is the business we've chosen."

-Hyman Roth, Godfather II

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Downtown Hound

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:15 PM
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41. "Let me show you what I am used to..."

Toht-Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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Ryano42

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:20 PM
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43. "Your Fire...is Dying ...Fraulein"

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Downtown Hound

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Thu Jan-20-05 02:25 AM
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58. "I'll tell you everything."

"Yes....I know you will." :scared:

I sometimes can't believe that movie is rated PG.

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:19 PM
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42. "And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids!"

Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 02:19 PM by no name no slogan

guess where that one came from?

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bobbobbins

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:39 PM
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45. I beat ya to it

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no name no slogan

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Wed Jan-19-05 11:51 PM
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53. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

(which is also a movie quote, btw.....)

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tsakshaug

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:22 PM
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44. I am not a crook

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Hardrada

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Fri Jan-21-05 01:53 PM
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77. We seek no wider war.

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paula777

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:46 PM
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46. "Bring em on" (* provoking Iraqi insurgents)

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dean_dem

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Wed Jan-19-05 02:54 PM
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47. "Since you are about to be vaporized anyway...

...I might as well tell you my ingenious plan!"

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Prisoner_Number_Six

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Wed Jan-19-05 03:15 PM
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49. "I'll be back."

Okay, so it was the Gropenator, but still, that was a GOOD flick!

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General Zod

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Thu Jan-20-05 12:00 AM
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54. Kneel Before Zod!!!!!!

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Thu Jan-20-05 12:08 AM
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55. Push the button Max!!!

Professor Fate from the Great Race.

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Jan-20-05 12:09 AM
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56. "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"

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Thu Jan-20-05 12:09 AM
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57. My sword has no guard because I never block

Bijomoru, the greatest movie villain ever from the movie Azumi. Trust me. No villain can touch Bijomoru.

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Endangered Specie

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Thu Jan-20-05 02:33 AM
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59. "You will be assimilated, Resistance is Futile"

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Hardrada

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Thu Jan-20-05 03:16 AM
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60. Shakespearian

What, can I do all this and yet not gain a crown?
Tut, were it further off I'll bring it down.

& Tread thou the path thou never shalt return.

Richard III, best villain for quotes.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Jan-20-05 03:22 AM
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61. "I'm a uniter, not a divider."

QED

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orleans

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Thu Jan-20-05 04:09 AM
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62. "Oh Rocky!"

guess which movie

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Hardrada

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Thu Jan-20-05 04:18 AM
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63. Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

Guess this movie?

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Spider Jerusalem

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Thu Jan-20-05 04:27 AM
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64. Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful...

human being I've ever known in my life.

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orleans

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Thu Jan-20-05 04:34 AM
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66. does that mean you give up?

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Hardrada

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Thu Jan-20-05 05:47 PM
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67. I give up.

Which Stallone flick?

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orleans

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Thu Jan-20-05 05:54 PM
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69. not stallone

tim curry from the rocky horror picture show; dr. frank-n-furter.

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Richard Steele

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:15 PM
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71. Manchurian Candidate?

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Hardrada

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:54 PM
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75. Manchurian Candidate is correct!

The 1963 version. I haven't seen the newer one but I doubt it could be better.

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Jan-20-05 05:48 PM
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68. hey, you are still in the 700 club..

You gotta get outta there!

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Richard Steele

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:17 PM
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72. "We can WIN the war in Vietnam!"

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rppper

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:45 PM
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73. "Hanging's too good for him......"

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!!!...... Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces, and buried alive!!!"

hanover fiste...heavy metal.....kinda sums up how i feel about black thursday......

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sakabatou

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:48 PM
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74. "I will make you cry red tears." ~ Vicious, Cowboy Bebop

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Mad_Dem_X

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:19 PM
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79. "He didn't know" - John Doe in Se7en...

To Brad Pitt, talking about Gwynneth being pregnant when JD killed her.

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