CAPTION the overrated media darling of social concerns

...and the cold sores VANISH!

Drink Snapple!

...but who the HELL is this?

check LBN

Been following the news. I guess I've just never seen him except maybe a photo on a book jacket. <sigh> That's what happens when you DON'T have cable TV...

Oxy's kickin' in right about NOW!

On edit: Dammit. Sorry for the dupe subject line!

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"there is no pain, you are receding.
a distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
you are only coming through in waves.
your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.
when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
the child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb"

but I get your point! :)

"I'm so buzzed I think I just s**t myself. Who am I gonna blame this one on?"

mouse balls, then I mash them between my teeth and spit the bloody stew in a long arc like this . . .(he spits a loathsome load of goo without splashing his tie) . . . so it's good for the cheeks, and the lips, and the breath all at once. Some people find that disgusting, but if a black guy did it, why . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

... to give up Oxycontin." (Done in best Lloyd Bridges voice).

:nopity:

:bounce:

About to explode.

... they made me do it ... think about it folks ... who do you think sells this stuff and makes life in America stressful and miserable ... I'm the victim here ... Bill Clinton ... Hillary ... Al Gore ... did I mention Hillary? ... Barbra Streisand ... Jane Fonda ... the Baldwin boys ... take your guns away ... would you like to watch me tap dance some ... folks I have a subscription for OxyContin ... from a bona fide doctor ... at least, he said he could 'cover me' for the opium derivative ... and, if you have been prescribed OxyContin, one may be entitled to compensation ... American dollars, folks ... money the DemoRats want to tax and take from us ... it's for back pain and not the heroin-like rush which is released when pills are crushed or chewed ... did I mention Hillary Klintoon? ...



http://www.oxycontin-addiction-help.com/

"think about it folks" That is classic Rush. Funny thing is they (his listeners) don't have to he usually follows this line with what they are supposed to think.

wish there wasn't an edit time limit
:(

((to be completed by reader))

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

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:D