If anyone is sad let me know

So I don't offend you with my own personal happiness.

...does that count?

I'll find one!@

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tomorrow with a friend, but we can't go due to bad weather. Now, if I catch you smiling or enjoying life or otherwise having a good time, I'm coming there to spank your ass - got it???? Here's a warm up: :spank:

And someone's rape. 20,000 people died of hunger today. And you spend precious bandwidth with THIS thread!??!!

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:shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug:

(These smileys are the most obnoxious on DU, aren't they?)

...or some such.....

How dare you have happiness when there is something dreadful...nay, awful...happening elsewhere in the world at the very moment that you so inappropriately flaunt your happiness. You flatulent compassionless sterno-swilling ass. If you were human, and you obviously aren't, you would have the common decency not to feel happiness until EVERYONE feels happiness! Like my kindergarten teacher used to say (Kindergarten, by the way, is where humans begin their education; I think the facts are plain that you couldn't possibly know this from your own experience, and so I explain it), "Did you bring enough for everyone?" if someone was caught with gum or candy.

So, HEyHEy, in your happiness, so unethically and pompously displayed, did you bring enough for everyone? I doubt it.

You maleficent turd-stacking hurdygurdy raper.