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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:13 AM
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I'm Eric Clapton, ask me anything.
Is this a copycat thread (Eric Cartman), or am I being serious?

Don't ask that question, I already did.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:14 AM
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1. Why did you and Sheryl Crow break up?
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:14 AM
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2. I gave her gonorrhea
I didn't hear the end of it - she was squaking at me like a bird.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 AM
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6. "Heard you got an infection, from a
guitar player of great renown...

Wait 'til the shit hits the fan."

-Little Feat, "The Fan." (In 11/8 time, btw.)
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 AM
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7. Go back to your igloo, you fucking hippie
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:17 AM
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10. DOES NOT COMPUTE
ERROR ERROR IN SECTOR 4 OF CLAPTRON 4000!

IGLOO NOT IN CONTEXT "HIPPIE"
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:18 AM
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11. You haven't had talent for a long time BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:14 AM
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3. WTF were you thinking, wasting your time with that SG?
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 AM
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5. SG? Supergroup?
You mean Cream?
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:19 AM
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12. Gibson SG. Wanker's axe extra-ordinaire.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:39 AM
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18. The SG a "wanker's axe"? Please explain... n/t
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 09:42 AM
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23. Certainly.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:03 PM
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25. Now that's funny! n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:15 AM
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4. Dude, why don't you just hang it up?
Your talent died like 25 years ago. Go home, already.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 AM
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8. That's the nicest thing I've ever heard!
I had talent? Wow... :loveya:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:36 AM
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14. OK. You're going to hell for that one.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Bake
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:39 AM
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17. Okay, fine. Let me edit it:
"Your talent died like THIRTY-FIVE years ago".
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 AM
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9. When will you do something exciting again?
It's been all downhill since the first incarnation of Layla.

And "Lay Down Sally"? Well, let's just say you're lucky I like anything of yours, since that was the first Clapton tune I'd ever heard. Over and over and over again.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:19 AM
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13. Ok, so what did you and George see in Patti?
I've always wanted to know.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:37 AM
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15. Don't take his name in vain ...
Too late. I guess you're going to hell too.

I don't make the rules.

Bake
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AVID Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:38 AM
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16. WHY?
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:00 AM
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22. Paul McCartney bashed me over the head with a hammer
I don't remember it happening, but it's what all my friends tell me.

At least I think so... :think:
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Bat Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:41 AM
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19. What will it take to get you to stop?
Seriously. I think I can arrange almost anything.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:41 AM
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20. Did you pay any of the old bluesmasters royalties from the stolen licks?
Did Jimmy Page?
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:41 AM
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21. Why'd you get off the smack?
Worst decision you ever made, judging from what it did to your music.
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Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 09:44 AM
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24. Are you really God?
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