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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:16 AM
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Poll question: my wife just left for 2 1/2 days. What should I do?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:17 AM
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1. Need "All of the above"
:evilgrin:
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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8. yep - all of the above
with her blessings
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SCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:18 AM
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2. What about do a super cleaning job to your house
so that she will come home to a wonderful clean house!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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6. how do you know the house isn't already immaculate?
How stereotypical, assuming that the house will get messy with him in charge! ;=)
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SCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:24 AM
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11. I'm not saying it isn't clean
but there is a difference in clean and CLEAN. Even the best of women and men rarely get the chance to superclean their houses that often... meaning dusting of the fan blades, wash curtains, clean oven, clean grout etc. I'd appreciate that if someone did that for me while I was gone and would probably treat them extra special when I got back.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:26 AM
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13. chill the house will be fine
Now where are those fireworks?

got a new stove installed today

CB
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:33 AM
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16. I was just joking
I thought the little wink & smile at the end showed that?
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:36 AM
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17. I know
but this is a fun poll so I wanted to head off any potenial argument. cause chimp boy is doing his thing today and we need to smile

CB
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:19 AM
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3. How about
1,2,3 and 5?
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moggie12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:19 AM
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4. Clean the house so it's nice and tidy when she returns?
Don't forget under the rim. (I'm a wife -- we all stick together.)
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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5. she has not had to clean the bathroom
since we were married

CB
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:27 AM
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14. what a man!
:party: :toast: :smoke:
you just enjoy yourself while she's away then :)
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moggie12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:33 AM
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15. Wow, very impressed, You must get a lot of sex, n/t
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:45 AM
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21. well
I dont vacuum that much anymore

CB
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MockSwede Donating Member (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:56 PM
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36. Better yet.
LEAVE the house for 2-1/2 days, too. So it's not worse the wear and doesn't require any cleaning. Find a different place to do ALL THE ABOVE - ooops - that's Las Vegas!

Say, where's SHE going.....?
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moggie12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 05:27 PM
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38. Hmmm, you sound like a husband
And you sound a little bit too expert in figuring out plans to keepg the house clean while simultaneously whooping it up. Give me your wife's phone number. I need to talk to her.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:21 AM
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7. All of them, but I voted for the last one. nt
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hiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:23 AM
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9. Love your sense of humor
so I voted for the last one.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:24 AM
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10. As a wife myself, I insist that you sit in the closet and sob hysterically
;)
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:25 AM
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12. Eat a block of cheese!
Nothing equates freedom better than putting some big teeth marks on a brick of cheddar.
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:57 AM
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24. ...and drink milk straight out of the jug!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:39 AM
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18. Lounge around in your tattered underwear
now that she isn't there to harangue you.

Eat dinner (Kraft Mac & Cheese) out of the pot over the sink. With your hands.

Scratch your balls, then sniff your fingers. (Why *do* we do that???)
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thatgemguy Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:39 AM
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19. Two words
Titty Bar...
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:44 AM
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20. Redecorate a room in the house, just for her
Well, that's what they do on TV
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FromTheLeft Donating Member (157 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:53 AM
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22. FOOTBALLLLLL
It's championship weekend man, get drunk, grill outside in the snow in a pair of boxers and snow boots, and yell at refs.
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:57 AM
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23. My Routine...
Whenever my wife is out of town is to cook up a big plate of liver and onions. She won't let me do it when she's home because the smell makes her wretch.

Alternatively, I'll make a batch of pork hocks and sauerkraut. For that I have to promise to open the windows because the aroma does tend to linger.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:58 AM
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25. YUMMM!!!!!
Next time, can you invite me.... please?
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:04 PM
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26. I've made it a goal in life...
To start a Liver Festival. Every other lesser food on the planet has a festival, so why not liver?!
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gantoline Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:01 PM
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29. Good lord man
after a while of eating that stuff don't your taste buds detereorate. (shudder)
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:16 PM
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31. Not if you do it right...
The trick really is to undercook it just slightly. Over-cook the liver and you might as well be eating the soles of your shoes. Cooked until it's ever-so-slightly pink, and it retains its natural flavor. And turn it with a wooden utensil and not a fork -- that causes the juice to run out.

I know that for people who don't like liver, the aforementioned will sound like a page from Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook, but what the hell, it's an acquired taste.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:29 PM
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33. absolutely
liver only tastes terrible when it is overcooked.
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:04 PM
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27. I picked the last one, bubt you need to yell out
Randomly, "I'm Batman" that will make the last one work really well.
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:16 PM
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28. How did Porn and Beer Fest become
seperate options? Don't those go together? :D
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:09 PM
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30. Sounds like a poker night is in order.
Everybody bring all the money they didn't spend on "not one damn dime day" to CB's house!
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:18 PM
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32. How about commandeering the remote now that she's gone
Oh, wait.....
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:31 PM
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34. You could get a couple of whores, a case of liquor and a motel room
But that would be immoral!!!!!!!!!!!
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MockSwede Donating Member (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 01:53 PM
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35. Shoulda...
I think MAKE porn movie in cape and thong....
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 02:13 PM
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37. All of the above
Call the guys over to drink beer and watch porn. Get royally plastered and you will do something similar to the last choice, after which, when you drink more, you will probably sit around crying.
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