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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:27 PM
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Freepers think cartoons cause homosexuality
To: E Rocc
Some joke. Now you know why we don't have cable in our house and never will. I don't want my kids to have homo-promo pumped into their brains by cartoon characters. Sorry.



33 posted on 01/20/2005 7:40:01 AM PST by Antoninus (In hoc sign, vinces †)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:28 PM
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1. Freepers cause brain damage.
I'd LOVE to meet one of those nit-wits that really believe that crap.
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:29 PM
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2. Moron. I wouldn't have cable just in case my kids watched Faux News.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:29 PM
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3. but..but... how does he watch Fox News??
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:30 PM
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4. See discussion in the media forum.
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:32 PM
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5. Practically all homosexuals watched cartoons as kids
Ergo, the logic is irrefutable: cartoons cause homosexuality. :)
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:34 PM
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6. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's rich.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:36 PM
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7. Does this mean I'm gay and I just don't know it yet?
Just asking...
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:37 PM
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8. At least I know understand why so many of them go to church on Sunday
After watching cartoons all week they need to atone for their sins on Sunday. And it explains what mentality we are dealing with. Too bad they don't read newspapers or question what is going on in the world. If they did they'd turn their wrath on their beloved faux news and the MSM.

It's just more evidence of our reality based community and the fantasyland they live in.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:40 PM
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9. They are right....you can't let these things go unchecked.
It is a little known fact that homosexuality was rampant in ancient Greece because of all those cute little gay mythological creatures.

Minotaur = gay
Tree nymphs = gay and lesbian
Centaurs = gay and hung like a horse
Cyclops = gay (why do you think he was a called man-eating?)

We have to stop these gay cartoon from turning everyone gay!

Think of the children!
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:40 PM
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10. Repressed homosexuality causes Freepers.
:hi:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:40 PM
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11. Hopefully they will see my new avatar.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:42 PM
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12. I watched plenty of cartoons as a kid
The only thing exposure to cartoons did to me sexually was to leave me with the irresistable urge to boink Betty Rubble. I guess that shoots their theory in the ass, no? :shrug:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:45 PM
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13. Not Daphne from Scooby Doo?
I can giggle like Betty Rubble, by the way. Some find it quite entertaining.

FSC
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:48 PM
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15. Daphne was sexy too
She would be my second choice behind Betty. Actually, I wanted to get Betty and Daphne in a......oops, I don't want to get the thread locked..:spank:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:47 PM
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14. That last sentence sounds like repressed gayness to me.
:evilgrin:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:49 PM
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17. damn
you don't miss much, do ya? :evilgrin:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:49 PM
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16. I always thought that
the in the cartoon Davey and Goliath, Davey was a gay little fucktard! Why don't they protest that excrement filled cartoon. Oh wait, it was produced by religious zealots so that makes it okay. Puuuleeeeeaaazzzeeeeee! Find something else to worry about, Freepers, like why your son can't stop mastubating to your porn mags that you hypocritcally oogle every night before bed and have hidden in that box in the closet that supposedly no one knows about. Hypocrites!
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:10 PM
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19. I love that D&G spoof they showed on the Simpsons..
Jobriath: Whatcha making there, Gravey?

Gravey: It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath. For to blow up Planned Parenthood.

Jobriath: I don't know, Gravey.

Gravey: I'm sick of your lack of faith. (lights the bomb and jams it into Jobriath's mouth)

Jobriath: (muffled) But Gravey! (cut back to the "Simpsons" animation style, and to the Flanders flock. An explosion is heard)

Rod & Todd: Yay!
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:57 PM
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18. Reminds me of "The Simpsons" episode where Ned Flanders...
Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 01:57 PM by JohnnyRingo
Got a satellite dish.
When he was showing it off, he had all the channels blocked.
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