Damn. I've just disemboweled myself. Need medical advice.
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Damn. I've just disemboweled myself. Need medical advice.
Should I make an appointment with my doctor, or just stuff it back in and pretend nothing happened?
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:39 PM
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1. you could stuff it in a tupperware bowl
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:40 PM
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:40 PM
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4. Did Spongebob have anything to do with this?
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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6. Oh and I will add---Neosporin
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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5. Have you been saying bad things about Bush** again?
Naughty, naughty. Now go sew yourself up and start acting like a real American for once. </sarcasm>
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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7. O come on. Do you really need bowels?
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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and meditate on its harmonic properties while drinking homeopathic healing water.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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DUers are not qualified to give medical advise.
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:56 PM
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28. You'd think that... wouldn't you?
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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10. You are going to need a large needle with strong thread, quickly.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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11. stop doing the brown acid
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:41 PM
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Don't waste this opportunity to be the envy of everyone with the slim and trim new you!
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:42 PM
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13. If your guts reach long enough, go to Home Depot and get a Blow Torch
then cauterize the wound.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:43 PM
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14. On the bright side, you won't be full of shit anymore.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:44 PM
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15. I don't think we can give medical advice
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:46 PM
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16. Make a Lasso Out Of It! It's Fun and Educational! Oooh Look! A Spleen!
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:48 PM
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18. This last time that I decapitated myself
I used a needle and thread. Ductape only works temporarily. Hurts a bit more, but worth it in the end. Try advil for the pain.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:49 PM
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:52 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 02:06 PM by LDS Jock
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:39 PM
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23. wow, thats what I call
really blowing it out your ass.
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:21 PM
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34. without a single doubt
the most disturbingly disgusting picture i've ever seen.
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:49 PM
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20. dip them in paint and create innard art
art that comes from deep inside you :)
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Fri Jan-21-05 01:50 PM
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21. You just need a little duct tape.
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:41 PM
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24. No, don't go to the doctor... I've got a great recipe for sweetbreads...
then you can just put half of it back in and eat the rest.
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:45 PM
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:54 PM
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26. For Alternative HEALING... Go Here...
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:55 PM
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27. Lay on your left side. It always seems to work for me.
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Fri Jan-21-05 03:59 PM
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29. Just shove it back in and sprinkle some salt on it to prevent infections.
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Fri Jan-21-05 04:03 PM
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30. Have a beer and forget about it.
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:04 PM
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32. You're pretty much toast. Sorry. Au revoir, O Gutless One.
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:09 PM
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33. First, read the future in...
...the pattern your guts made as they spilled out, as the Romans once did after making sacrifices.
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Please refrain from bodily function posts. Thank you.
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