Does SpongeBob Even Have Any Sexual Organs?

Yavin4

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Fri Jan-21-05 01:58 PM
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Does SpongeBob Even Have Any Sexual Organs?

I don't think that sponges have sexual organs, and if you don't have them, how can you be Gay?

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Fleshdancer

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Fri Jan-21-05 01:59 PM
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1. just holes I guess...being a sponge and all.

:shrug:

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burythehatchet

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:01 PM
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2. Are you kidding?

there was one episode where Spongebob needed some tools. He dropped a hatch from his square pants and it revealed a taut, muscular ass.

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Ian David

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:02 PM
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3. Sponges: Asexual Reproduction with Gemmules

Asexual Reproduction

In asexual reproduction, one individual produces offspring that are genetically identical to itself. These offspring are produced by mitosis. There are many invertebrates, including sea stars and sea anemones for example, that produce by asexual reproduction. Common forms of asexual reproduction include:

Gemmules (Internal Buds)

* In this form, a parent releases a specialized mass of cells that can develop into an offspring.

* Sponges exhibit this type of reproduction.

http://biology.about.com/library/weekly/aa090700a.htm

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Maat

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:19 PM
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8. Ummm..the marine biologist that came up with SpongeBob..

stated that he had always viewed Patrick and SpongeBob as being asexual.

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ladjf

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:02 PM
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4. He does but it doesn't work, if you know what I mean.

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sui generis

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:04 PM
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6. he's fine as long as he doesn't get wet

(oh cheezus where am I going with this)

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tridim

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:03 PM
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5. He's not even a live sponge..

He's a foam rubber, sponge-like chemical material, probably manufactured by 3M. Further, he's a cartoon.. Probably drawn on a computer, so he's not even ink and paint on acetate. He's just a bunch of 1's and 0's.

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Zebulon

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Fri Jan-21-05 02:16 PM
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7. He's just a bunch of 1's and 0's.

So he's a hermaphrodite, then? ;-)

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