GW Bush the Swedish Chef

"I'm zee cummunder -- see-a, I dun't need tu ixpleeen -- I du nut need tu ixpleeen vhy I sey theengs. Thet's zee interesteeng theeng ebuoot beeeng zee preseedent. Meybe-a sumebudy needs tu ixpleeen tu me-a vhy zeey sey sumetheeng, boot I dun't feel leeke-a I oove-a unybudy un ixpluneshun." GV Boosh

''Iff thees vere-a a deecteturship, it vuoold be-a a
heck ooff a lut ieseeer — su lung es I'm zee deectetur.'' —Geurge-a V. Boosh


"Zeere's un oold seyeeng in Tennessee-a—I knoo it's in Texes, prubebly in Tennessee-a—thet seys, fuul me-a oonce-a, sheme-a oon—sheme-a oon yuoo. Fuul me-a—yuoo cun't get fuuled egeeen."—Neshfeelle-a, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Bork, Bork