Which of your favorite childhood cartoons made you into a homosexual?

LynneSin

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Sat Jan-22-05 03:56 PM
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Which of your favorite childhood cartoons made you into a homosexual?

I mean, according to the fundies it's those subliminal gay & lesbian cartoons converting all our children. So based on that assumption - which cartoon made you a gay or lesbian person?

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Sat Jan-22-05 03:58 PM
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1. Since I'm a heterosexual,

I can't really say....but I'd say that Uncle Sam's precursor, Brother Jonathan, must've been the reason Lincoln was gay, as BJ was the only 'cartoon character' I know of that was around way back then.

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thatgemguy

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:08 PM
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6. Jonny Quest

Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 04:14 PM by thatgemguy

Dr. Quest and Race Bannon... had the look if nothing else.

What was Hadji doing with that group, and there were never any women around in any episode.

Popeye and Bluto too! Fighting over that "fag hag" Olive Oyl, undoubtably the ugliest woman on earth, besides Alice the Goon...

Fred and Barney, the "Flintstones" they even sang about a "gay ol' time" in their theme.

Things to make you go HMMMMMM.

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catbert836

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Sat Jan-22-05 03:59 PM
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2. I'm a hetero, and

Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 03:59 PM by catbert836

Rocky & Bullwinkle made me gay... I got better, though! :)

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LynneSin

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:01 PM
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3. Well you know what the fundies say...

Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 04:03 PM by LynneSin

pray and your homosexuality will go away!!

:eyes:

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motely36

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:03 PM
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4. Definitely Snagglepuss

I remember loving him on the laff-o-lympics as a kid.

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CanuckAmok

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:07 PM
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5. Excerpt from an actual "Scooby-Doo" transcript:

Fred: Hey gang, look! These tracks lead to the old mill...

Shaggy: Like, man, I'm not going back to that creepy mill, man!

Faint off-camera voice: You love Dorothy....you are her friend...Dorothy...Dorothy....Dorothy...

Velma: And unless I'm mistaken, both these footprints are just left-feet.

Shaggy: Like, maybe our ghoul, has two left feet cecause he can't dane!

Scooby: Heee Hee Hee!

Faint off camera voice: Everyone loves a rainbow...rainbow...rainbow...lavender...rainbow...lavender...rainbow...duvet...rainbow....tea service...rainbow....foccacia...Miata...rainbow...

Velma: Well, the sooner we get to the mill, the sooner we can solve this mystery. C'mon gang!

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bettyellen

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:08 PM
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7. I had a friend in college who said that watching Batman was the

first time he, ummm, got that feeling, and he was 8 years old.
but I think it was the TV version.

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SmileyBoy

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:10 PM
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8. The Smurfs and Garfield and Friends

Those two made me into a FLAAAAAAMING homo.

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grace0418

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:15 PM
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9. I'm straight so maybe

I watched TWO gay cartoons and turned gay only to turn back to straight again.

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Fenris

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:20 PM
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10. HE - MAN. The single most homoerotic cartoon ever devised.

Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 04:22 PM by Fenris

Don't even give me that "He was with She-Ra!" crap. She-Ra was a worse beard than Nicole Kidman. How could He-Man not have been gay? The man was always talking about his "secret," wore next to nothing, and swung that sword around suggestively enough to make Skeletor act like a jealous ex-lover.

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TroubleMan

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Sat Jan-22-05 05:08 PM
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13. Don't forget "Man At Arms"

His "buddy."

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zbdent

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Sat Jan-22-05 04:35 PM
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11. Well, maybe not gay, but "Davey & Goliath" made me wonder

about animals . . .

(jk)

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Rowdyboy

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Sat Jan-22-05 05:01 PM
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12. Captain Kangaroo....

Definitely the Cap't, pictured with his "friend" Mr Greenjeans

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Aristus

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Sat Jan-22-05 05:13 PM
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14. I'm a heterosexual, so

cartoon aficionado that I am, I can only say that their insidious gay agenda just didn't work on me. B-)

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