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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 01:47 AM
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I'm just a crazy, beer-drinking wrestler.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:10 AM
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1. Don't you ever change your underwear?
-Sorry
--Don't be sorry, just change your underwear.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:43 AM
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2. Listen, you owe me 40 bucks.
Henry: Here. Here. Keep the change. Pour yourself a drink. Go buy yourself some bubble gum. Now, give everybody a new round. Yay!
Eddie: You know, let me tell you something, the last time I fought you, I had the Flu.
Henry: What's it gonna be this time, the AIDS? Now, come on, start trottin' boy.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:25 AM
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3. Some guys really know how to get the women.
Jim: Now, you don't know how?
Henry: Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 08:16 AM
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4. That's it.
Wanda Wilcox: That's what?
Henry Chinaski: I'm broke. Can't buy another drink.
Wanda Wilcox: You mean you don't have any money?
Henry Chinaski: No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I'm back to normal.
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