Now why do some people need to eat food so loud the whole room hears?

complain jane

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:19 PM
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Now why do some people need to eat food so loud the whole room hears?

Edited on Mon Jan-24-05 09:20 PM by the dogfish

I mean, why?? Why?? :wtf:

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oregonjen

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:26 PM
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1. We have a Japanese style of eating

When I eat noodles, I slurp because in Japan it's okay (my husband is Japanese and we lived over there for a while). However, I find myself slurping my spaghetti and my face turns red. Sorry if I offend. :)

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n2mark

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:29 PM
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3. My father was a noisy eater

so I said to him when I was 8, why do you eat so loud? Never asked him again, he picked me up and threw me against the wall. No kidding, I was so humiliated that night, he did this in front of the entire family. I still remember the silence in our kitchen eating area.

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complain jane

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Tue Jan-25-05 07:07 AM
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8. Hm, was your father 6' with dark hair, liked to drink?

Because he sounds just like mine.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:27 PM
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2. Because they're shitswilling ignorant zit excretions

There's no reason for it except ignorance.

Talk about making yourself look immediately unemployable.

Unless you're in a Japanese noodle house, or Chinese or Korean or a few other nationalities that have loud chewing as a good thing, you just shouldn't do it.

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polmaven

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:41 PM
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4. Oh, I really wish I knew!!!

And I really wish I knew how to stop it without causing uproar!

And, while we are on this subject, when did it pass into law that one is no longer allowed to chew gum with one's mouth closed? Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!

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oregonjen

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:45 PM
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5. Remember Britany Spears in her interview chewing gum

with her mouth open and saying we should trust Bush? Sick.

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complain jane

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Tue Jan-25-05 07:08 AM
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9. The two things did go hand in hand though.

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complain jane

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Tue Jan-25-05 07:41 AM
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10. Ah, gum.

The bane of my existence.

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StopTheMorans

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:46 PM
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6. inferior genetic stock

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Spinzonner

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Mon Jan-24-05 09:52 PM
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7. Well, if they'd kill it first, it wouldn't be so loud

Edited on Mon Jan-24-05 09:52 PM by Spinzonner

Oh, wait, maybe you meant LOUDLY

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