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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:50 PM
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It's the BLUNECK joke thread!!!!
You might be a blueneck if.. Another person's sexual orientation is no concern of yours, you have a gay friends, and gay family members

WHo is next?

CB
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:53 PM
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1. you might be a bLueneck if..
if you don't refer to middLe easterners as ay-rabs or ragheads.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:54 PM
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3. And in the same breath...
talk about how they need freedom and liberat'in
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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21. I thought it was towel heads
Thats what I've heard down here.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:06 PM
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24. must be diaLect
:P
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:54 PM
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2. You might be a blueneck if....
...you have never named a child "Jazz" or commented on your own daughter's "fun bubbles."
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:55 PM
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4. You might be a Blueneck if your family owns two cars....
..and you park them both in the garage when they are not in use.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:55 PM
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5. you might be a bLueneck if
you compLain about taxes, yet don't pay any yourseLf.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 07:51 AM
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58. i fucked this one up
i was thinking of freepers, and forgot to rearrange this one. doh!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:56 PM
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6. You might be a bluneck if...
the constitution and bill or rights actually still hold some sentimental meaning to you.
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Darknyte7 Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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18. I love this one! eom
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:56 PM
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7. you might be a bLueneck if
if you support the troops/country with some dignity
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:58 PM
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8. You might be a bluneck if...
Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 03:59 PM by Worst Username Ever
You've never complained that 6 bathrooms and 5 bedrooms "just isn't enough space" for you, your spouse, and your 2 kids.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:58 PM
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9. You might be a BLUENECK if
while reading Scientfic American, you can actually understand the subjects of the articles.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:58 PM
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10. you might be a bLueneck if
you know amendments 1 and 3-10.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:58 PM
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11. You might be a blueneck if...
...you find Annthrax Coulter insulting, bigoted, and hateful.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:00 PM
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12. You might be a bluneck if
"With liberty and justice for all" means just as much to you when it's NOT preceded by "under God."
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:19 PM
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55. Right On!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:00 PM
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13. You might be a bluneck if...
supporting the troops means bringing them back to their families, not just putting a yellow sticker on your SUV.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:01 PM
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14. You might be a Blueneck if Fox News.......
is deleted from your channel selections.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:01 PM
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You might be a bluneck if
you know the difference between weapons of mass destruction and weapons of mass destruction related program activities.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:01 PM
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15. You might be a blueneck if...
...you believe that screwing an intern is nowhere near as horrible as screwing the entire country.
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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16. If you contribute money to the aclu, amnesty international or the
Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM by loudestchick
sierra club...you might be a blueneck.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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17. You might be a bluneck if...
You have a black friend named Carl who you do not refer to as "My black friend, Carl."
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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20. LOL!
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Darknyte7 Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:06 PM
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23. Good one...
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:51 PM
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41. I. love. it.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:15 PM
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45. Good one! nt
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:02 PM
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19. You might be a blueneck if...
...you believe that SpongeBob SquarePants is merely a cartoon sponge.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:04 PM
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22. You might be a bluneck if...
Voter suppression is more than just a "conspiracy."
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:07 PM
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25. You might be a blueneck if...
...you have realized that Iraq actually had nothing to do with 9/11.
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eaprez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:07 PM
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26. Too easy...........You Might Be A Blue Neck if...
...you have critical thinking skills!
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:11 PM
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28. You might be a Blueneck if...
you spend more time worrying about your OWN penis and not what your neighbor might be doing with his.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:21 PM
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34. I don't worry about it much but I think of it fondly quite often
}(
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:09 PM
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27. You might be a bluneck if...
you understand that the Civil War is over.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:11 PM
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29. You might be a blueneck if ...
... you know coffee comes in more than one type.

... you're not so certain war is a good thing.

... your political education did not come from Fox, Limbaugh and bumper stickers.

... you are from Canada or the United Kingdom.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:12 PM
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30. you might be a bLueneck if
you know that the 'internet' is pronounced in the singuLar.

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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:13 PM
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31. you might be a bLueneck if
you've ever forgotten poLand.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:16 PM
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32. You might be a bluneck if...
You understand that 52% is not a mandate.
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:17 PM
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33. You might be a blueneck if...
...you thought Howard Dean was just trying to charge up the crowd in Iowa.

...know that the croissanwich is a mockery of fine French cuisine.

...you're a guy, and you can discuss feelings with your fellow men without thinking, "man, I wonder if Jim's turning queer."
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:23 PM
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35. You might be a blueneck if you think you'd be better off without
all of these freaking rednecks
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:24 PM
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36. You Might Be A Blueneck If. . .
. . .your positions are based upon facts rather than seeking out isolated facts that barely support what you already believe.
The Professor
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:28 PM
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37. "You Might Be A Blueneck If you KNEW how this war was going to go down"
Sadly
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:43 PM
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38. You might be a bluneck if...
You realize what we have is not, in fact, the "Mother of all Coalitions."
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:46 PM
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39. You might be a bluneck if...
Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 04:51 PM by MadAsHellNewYorker
you rarely or never hear your thoughts, opinions, or beliefs expressed on any form of mainstream media (TV, Newspaper)
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:50 PM
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40. You might be a blueneck if...
You actually think the attributes of Christ have something do with being a Christian.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 04:59 PM
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42. You might be a blueneck if
You base your opinions on wisdom and education and not on what billboards tell you to think.
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Darknyte7 Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:04 PM
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43. You might be a blueneck if..
you understand that "the terrorists" do not hate us because they hate freedom, but rather they hate our policies.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:08 PM
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44. You might be a blueneck...
...if you believe that health care should be available to all, not just those who can afford.
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RUDUing2 Donating Member (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:17 PM
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46. You might be a blueneck if you have a brain and use it.
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RUDUing2 Donating Member (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:17 PM
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47. You might be a blueneck if you know the difference between IraQ and IraN.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:25 PM
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48. You might be a blueneck if...
you don't have to contort your noggin to recognize racism and sexism.
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corksean Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 06:23 PM
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49. You might be a Blueneck if..
Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 06:23 PM by corksean
you'd prefer it if someone else married your blood relatives.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 06:35 PM
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50. You might be a blueneck if...
you think that serving in a war you DIDN'T support is more heroic that sleazing your way out of serving in a war you DID support.
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 08:56 PM
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51. You might be a blueneck if...
you're literate.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:02 PM
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52. You might be a blueneck if you boycott Wal Mart..
If at all possible. Apologies to folks who are constrained by finances or geographic constraints.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:04 PM
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53. You might be a blueneck if you have all your teeth.
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:10 PM
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54. You might be a blueneck if ...
... when asked to show a second form of ID, you use your library card.

... you know where the library is.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:32 PM
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56. You might be a blueneck if you really don't LIKE Kool-Aid.
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:36 PM
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57. You might be a blueneck if...
you've traveled more than 50 miles from your "hometown".
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