If your Internet connection were a human, what would do to it?
elperromagico
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:38 PM
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If your Internet connection were a human, what would do to it?
I think I would visit mine late at night with a Louisville slugger, and after yelling about its habitual laziness, break its windows. :D How about you?
agates
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:39 PM
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1. I'd buy it a dozen roses
and thank it for always being there for me!
Seldona
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:40 PM
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2. I would hug it and squeeze it.
Then do it some more. And most assuredly some more after that.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:41 PM
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3. I would massage its feet & bring it a nice hot beverage
My connection Howls. I'm a speed freak.... Not the drug....
ikojo
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:41 PM
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4. Take it out to dinner and let it order from
any part of the menu including wine. I love my Internets!
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:54 PM
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5. I am already her slave...
and a bitch of a master she is!
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Tue Jan-25-05 10:18 PM
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6. Tie it to a chair and beat the shit out of it
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