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Tue Jan-25-05 10:59 PM
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Bald folks: Stay AWAY from Bush

He'll rub your head if you get too close:

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Flammable Materials

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:02 PM
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1. Gay enough. n/t

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progmom

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:02 PM
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2. wow.

just....wow.

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RPM

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:04 PM
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3. and I would J him in the smirk-box

only the hunnies touch my baldie.

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MuseRider

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:04 PM
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4. It is just ONE MORE DAMN THING

that makes him freaking strange. This is simply creepy.

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baldguy

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:10 PM
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5. If some stranger started to rub my head

She'd better have a nice set of tits and want to be very friendly!

If it was that asshole, I'd just have to kick his ass.

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Vektor

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:27 PM
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12. Hey, Great name!!

I married a bald guy.
Once you go bald, you never go back.
His head turned tomato red when I said this out loud during our wedding vows.

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NNadir

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:11 PM
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6. I'm quite sure I'll never be in his presence.

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EstimatedProphet

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:16 PM
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7. That's just patronizing and goofy

Bush is so damn weird.

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MisterP

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:18 PM
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8. he's done this about 20 times in pictures: even at a gathering

just before Election Day, he vigorously rubbed a bald head in passing while shaking people's hands (he also stumbled and almost had to be caught by the Secret Service).
He's like Howard Hughes

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elperromagico

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:20 PM
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9. Please greet Jesse Ventura that way.

That would be fun.

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Vektor

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:26 PM
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10. He's very odd.

My husband, who is cue bald, accompanied my friend and I to a Kerry rally last August. We were surrounded by supporters holding signs saying "Nurses for Kerry" "Veterans for Kerry" "Teamsters for Kerry" etc...my husband exclaimed,

"Dammit, I forgot my "Portly Bald Guys for Kerry" sign!"

I'm sure Kerry would have laughed. Also, considering that male pattern baldness is among the things that stem cells may be able to cure, hubby REALLY did not support Bush.

I'm sure he would not want to be fondled by him either.

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driver8

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:27 PM
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11. What a buffoon!

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, "the most powerful man in the world."

I will never, ever believe that America elected this idiot.

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lady lib

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Tue Jan-25-05 11:55 PM
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13. Where the hell's Freud when we need him?

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Enraged_Ape

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Wed Jan-26-05 12:00 AM
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14. This guy's slapped more bald heads than Benny Hill

He has some serious fucking issues.

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htuttle

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Wed Jan-26-05 12:04 AM
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15. He seems to have some sort of skull fetish

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BrklynLiberal

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Wed Jan-26-05 12:13 AM
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16. He is a total schmuck.

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Wed Jan-26-05 12:14 AM
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17. He does seem to have to touch them...

I guess this means we won't be seeing any Govt funding in hair regrowth technologies in the next term. :eyes:

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