I am Simba the Cat. Ask me anything or get bitten!

DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:06 PM
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I am Simba the Cat. Ask me anything or get bitten!

Edited on Wed Jan-26-05 07:11 PM by DeposeTheBoyKing

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Kikosexy2

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:17 PM
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1. I am bonkers..

the putty-cat. Watch me purrrr!

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:18 PM
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2. Where are you, Bonkers?

Meow!

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Kikosexy2

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:21 PM
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3. In L.A...

it's raining men and I'm moist!

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Birthmark

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:22 PM
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4. Simba, got my wallet in there?

I can't find it anywhere. I guess it doesn't matter much - there's no money in it.

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:23 PM
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6. I chewed it to pieces and blamed it on my brother

Sorry!

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brokensymmetry

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:23 PM
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5. So, tell me, Simba -

have you got your staff - you know, the humans - well trained? :)

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:24 PM
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7. My mama dotes on me

I follow her around and meow cutely at her, and she fulfills my every wish!

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Sanity Claws

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:35 PM
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8. You look like my late cat, Max.

Are you his reincarnation?

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:36 PM
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9. I'm sorry your kitty is gone

If Max was lovey-dovey, loved to sit on laps, purred constantly and played fetch with his toys, then yes, I am Max.

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Sanity Claws

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:41 PM
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10. Glad you found a good home.

You were loved.

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Jan-26-05 07:43 PM
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11. Awwwww. Do you have other cats now?

I hope so. A home without a cat is just a house!

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Sanity Claws

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:03 PM
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12. Yes, thank you for asking

Oliver is a red tabby with white markings. I named him after Oliver Twist because both were orphans. Also, Oliver said Meooo when he met me. I thought it sounded like Oliver asking for "more." (Remember that scene?)

Sebastian is an older cat who came to live with us and teach Oliver some manners. He's a handsome brown tabby, probably with some Maine Coon in him.

Both are very loved and seem to enjoy their lives.

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