Good Dubya Joke

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy"

Cheney says, "I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "I could throw all three of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

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nice one :)

Actually, It would make a LOT more than just 56 million people happy - I would say we are into the billions by now.

A very good one.


Election 2004 is a tie: 269-269 electoral votes, so John Kerry and George Bush decide to have an ice fishing contest. Whoever can catch the most fish in three days will be declared the winner.

So, first day out, Kerry catches 10 fish, but Bush doesn't bring back any. His aides figure, well, it was only day 1, he can catch up.

The second day, Kerry brings back 20 fish, but again Bush doesn't catch any. After the competition that day, George pulls Cheney aside and says, "Hey, Dick, you know what? I think Kerry's cheatin'."

Dick, not one to pass up this sort of thing, says, "Why don't you spy on him tomorrow during the fishing? If you can catch him, you can win this thing regardless of the number of fish!" George thinks this is a great idea.

So, the next day, George keeps a close eye on Kerry as they go about the fishing. Kerry hauls in 30 fish, and of course is declared the winner, because he has 60 fish and Bush has none.

As they are pronouncing him the winner, however, Bush runs up, grabs the microphone, and yells out into the audience, "Hey Dick! I caught him! Bastard was cuttin' holes in the ice!"

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