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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:04 PM
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Tonite, I will post as JimmyJazz and be extra nice to everyone....
Edited on Wed Jan-26-05 10:04 PM by Optimus Primestein
Who's buying this, BTW???? Just asking....
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:04 PM
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1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not again!
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:05 PM
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3. Yep - It's me -- waddya need there longgrain????
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:06 PM
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5. PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!
Edited on Wed Jan-26-05 10:26 PM by Longgrain
That's Long Grain to you!

Or should I call you JummyJazz?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:05 PM
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2. Huh?
You sock puppets confuse the heck outa me!
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:06 PM
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4. Sock puppets??? What are you talking about????
I am my own person, I assure you. :P
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:07 PM
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7. Oh yeah well....
Edited on Wed Jan-26-05 10:08 PM by Taverner


Take that you sock puppet you!

Oh, and Crescent Fresh!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:07 PM
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6. uhhhh...
I know JimmyJazz, and you sir are no JimmyJazz.
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:09 PM
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9. LOL - that's too funny!
I have kinda felt akin to Miss Jimmy....I could go out on a limb here and state that I feel as though we are one...:hi:

Howya feelin???
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:11 PM
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16. it's official
asthmatic bronchitis


ugh.


but i do have some nifty cough syrup with codeine now!!!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:08 PM
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sigh
:eyes:
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:10 PM
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10. Bite me
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:26 PM
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28. .
:7
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:08 PM
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8. If I were the under the influence I may buy it
you're doing pretty good though.
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:10 PM
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12. I ain't selling nuffin' - I am who I am....
:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:11 PM
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14. fine, fine
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:10 PM
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11. where's the 'bite me'? it's not JJ without the bite me.
:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:11 PM
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13. and where is the ass picture?
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:12 PM
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18. coming right up:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:16 PM
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21. probably a computer problem of mine I can't see it but good job
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:11 PM
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15. You are a keystroke too late -- see my response to sundog
Oh, and....bite me :7
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:14 PM
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20. we posted at 7:10 the same time
the same words...too cool, huh schmoopie? :)
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:20 PM
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25. .
:pals:

More than my luggage, fluff, more than my luggage....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:29 PM
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30. I can't believe you have left me for someone else!!!!!
I thought our love was REAL, fluff -- And, I mean this in the most shallow, one night stand, I don't even know your last name kinda way: I LOVE YOU!!!! DAMMIT!!! We had a good thing going and you left me for this skanky hose beast bar fly???? I don't get it???? Lucy, you've got a lot of 'splainin' to do - yanumsen????
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:12 PM
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17. I know JimmyJazz,
JimmyJazz is a friend of mine, and you're no JimmyJazz.
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:14 PM
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19. Damn! I tried....I really tried. I thought everyone liked me, but I
was wrong... I am but another Jewish cartoon character, lost to the masses... *sniffle* *sob* *gnashing of teeth*
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:16 PM
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22. Oh Optimus!
I'm only kidding! I like you MUCH better than JJ!
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:19 PM
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23. *winks* now you are talking, Miss Fuzzy....
I knew you liked me better. What was it? The star of david, the witty retorts to your posts...that skank JJ, ain't got nuffin on me, does she????
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:24 PM
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27. Now now....... I wouldn't go so far as to call JJ a skank.
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:31 PM
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31. i would -- that's what I heard and I'm sure it the troof....
would MrScorpio lie????
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:33 PM
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32. I dunno
She does get around...
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:35 PM
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33. Really?
Details. I need details.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:41 PM
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43. She's been around the block so many times...
...she's worn her own path in the pavement.

I kid, because I love. :loveya:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:37 PM
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35. Bite me
I'm not cheap, ya know...maybe a little easy, but definitely NOT cheap.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:39 PM
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40. So how much do you charge?
:P
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:20 PM
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24. Hey OP
When you going to post a picture of yourself?
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:22 PM
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26. Wanna see a picture of my rack instead:
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:27 PM
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29. OMG! Hubba- hubba... Here's a picture of myshelf....
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:36 PM
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34. Nothing, but I just saw your picture...
Advertising pays...;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:38 PM
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37. My pic? where?
Or do you mean the skankasarous, OP?
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:40 PM
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41. Not you! OP!
In the DU Gallery...jeeeze!

Must have just added it tonite too, since I haven't seen it there before.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:37 PM
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36. I WANT SYMPATHY, DAMMIT
I posted something pathetic and sad above. Where is the sympathy? JimmyJazz would have sympathy! She would say: "Poor schmoopie! Here. Come sit on my chaise lounge and put your feet up. I'll bring you some ginger ale."
OP, you are apparently not nearly as nice as JimmyJazz.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:39 PM
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38. I tried this last night
It didn't work. :hi:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:39 PM
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39. but I'm sick!
and not just in the head!
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:41 PM
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42. Then here's a big
:hug: you big baby.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 11:08 PM
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55. thanks for the hug
...is there such a thing as a backhanded hug?

I'm sick! My sickness has a name! I feel validated!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:41 PM
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44. Aw, poor schmoopie, come sit on my tiger/leapard/other unidentifiable
animal skin print, chaise lounge and tell me your troubles -- boo boo, scmoopie, puddin' pie....
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:43 PM
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45. sigh...
...it's my JimmyJazz at last.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:45 PM
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46. Yeah, Yeah, just stop eating the Cheez-Its while we're snugglin'
okay? I'm getting a little tired of cleaning the crumbs from my "foundation garment" - yanumsen????
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:49 PM
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51. ok
how about popcorn?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 11:01 PM
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53. sure
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:46 PM
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47. Tonight I will post as Left Is Write and bore everyone to death.
:P
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:47 PM
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48. You'll never bore me
I've seen your picture.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:48 PM
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50. oh stop that
you know we all love you!!!!!


:hug:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:47 PM
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49. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.
:hi:
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Optimus Primestein Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 10:58 PM
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52. So what you're saying is that you aren't buying this????
Or that you're only buying half??? :P

BTW: where's the dancing furry critter? I haven't seen him in quite a while...
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 11:06 PM
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54. It's Shortbus' critter, you'll need to ask him.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 11:09 PM
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56. OP, why don't you call out Short Bus
if JJ is afraid to?
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