Sex, Church and Pancakes

>Sex, Church and Pancakes
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>Teen-age Sex:
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>The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was
>having
>sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
>family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
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>The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
>attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
>told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
>until then, talk to her and give
>her a box of condoms.
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>Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
>woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
>
>The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

>"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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>Church:
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>A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
>preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned
>fine sermon. Damned good!"
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>The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use
>profanity."
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>The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
>thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
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>The preacher said, "No shit?"
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>Pancakes:
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>Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some
>hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared
>to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small
>penis.
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>After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed

>him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
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>The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large
>stack
>of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
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>"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
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>"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
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