Never iron clothes naked.
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:43 AM
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Never iron clothes naked.
Not with the iron on 'Super Steam' setting. And the ironing board at waist height. That's all I'm sayin'....
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:43 AM
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:43 AM
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2. Don't cook bacon naked either
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Fri Jan-28-05 10:38 AM
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14. Learned that one the hard way.
I wish I were kidding :cry:
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:52 AM
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I laughed for days - but seriously, something to avoid.
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:44 AM
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Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 09:44 AM by NoPasaran
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:44 AM
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4. That happened to me - it'll heal.
It didn't even leave a scar.
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Fri Jan-28-05 12:01 PM
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19. Oasis scarred me. And I wasn't even naked.
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Fri Jan-28-05 12:01 PM
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Now this was a funny post!
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:45 AM
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5. Never drive naked while holding a cup of hot McDonalds coffee
in one of those syrafoam cups.
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:45 AM
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6. Never pour out spaghetti water in your skivvies either.
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 09:45 AM by fertilizeonarbusto
ask my left thigh
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:53 AM
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7. I have a sister in-law that tried to iron her pants while ...
she was wearing them. :eyes:
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:54 AM
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8. This one from my brother when he was 12 . . .
Don't cook spaghettin in a pressure cooker and try to remove the lid before the steam is finished exhausting. Spaghetti bonds very well with stucco ceilings.
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:54 AM
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9. And don't ever eat a tube of Preparation H
Trust me--it won't get rid of the hemorrhoids.
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:42 AM
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15. True, but is your butt pearly-white
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:56 AM
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10. Like a gawker unable to turn away from a car wreck,
I clicked on the link anyway. Ouch!
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Fri Jan-28-05 09:59 AM
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11. Never bring a running chainsaw to bed.
Sigh...it's a long story...heh...
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Fri Jan-28-05 10:05 AM
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12. I did that -- only once, though ...
I had a red line across my stomach for a week. :cry:
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Fri Jan-28-05 10:18 AM
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13. Always make sure it's the eyedrops you're grabbing
to squirt in your eyeball, and not perfume.
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:52 AM
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16. Never shovel snow naked.
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:54 AM
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18. Using an acetylene torch naked is a bad idea too. Sparks.
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Fri Jan-28-05 12:02 PM
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21. Never go to a strip-club naked...
bugs the crap outta me to get confused with the employees...
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