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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:27 PM
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CRAP! I have to show up for Jury Duty in Santa Maria tomorrow!
Gah gah gah gah gah!!!

It's gonna be a freaking circus!

gah!

david
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:28 PM
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1. show up with an i love michael jackson t-shirt on
you'll get dropped and get your face on the news
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:28 PM
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2. oh sweet JEEBUS
Good luck.. I'd rather have my toenails pulled off!

:scared:
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:29 PM
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3. be sure to say
"There is nothing that I would rather do then serve as a juror."
Be sincere. It scares attorneys.
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:31 PM
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4. I'll say "I'd be totally Thriller to be on this jury!!!"
...uh I mean thrilled, thrilled!

david
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 05:58 PM
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5. Tell them
Look my kid and my dog are out in the car...How long is this bullshit gonna take?

Works every time.

:-)
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 07:26 PM
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6. LMAO
That's the best plan yet!

david
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 07:38 PM
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7. Moonwalk in, and you'll be out of there in 10 minutes, tops.
Grab your crotch and wear an Eisenhower jacket with one glove, just for good measure.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 07:42 PM
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8. A few weeks ago, I was called in to serve in the same courthouse
that the Scott Peterson trial was being held in; I feel your pain. Thing that bugged me the most was the surly cameraguys wandering the halls, sprawling across the corridor with no more than a by-your-leave. Good luck :-)
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