The Calibrating Crouton of all CAPTIONS!!!!

"Well, if it was a big leak, we could probably find it. But it was just a little leak, right? I mean, Valerie Plame is not a very long name. But if it was a big name like President of the United States George W. Bush, then maybe we could find out who did it. You gotta admit, logic is logic."

Cheers
Drifter

:bounce:

I had a little invisible friend, a mouse, who I told all my troubles too, and who whispered in my ear in the middle of dreams and would always say nice things to me when I was afraid. Now, I don't have any friends who I can really talk to without them laughing at me, and I only dream of massive rodents taking a hot, greasy dump on the presidential seal in the Oval Office. Gee. I sure miss it when I was a kid."

... anyhoo, we talked about stuff ... stuff we can't tell you about ... so, here's the usual stuff that we give you ... homeland security stuff ... yada yada yada ... we talked about there being too many junk lawsuits ... so, it's the people who cause their health costs to go up ... we have to keep repeating this so people will believe it ... we talked about having an energy policy despite the one we secretly adopted in March 2001 ... we talked about economy stuff ... which we're growing by cutting taxes and increasing spending ... yada yada yada ... we talked about leaks that the press covers for ... so, you tell us who is leaking ... a lot of people leak in this city ... speaking of which ... (laughter)

that Jews don't believe in Jesus Christ. 'Maybe we should cut that Israeli aid afterall' he was overheard muttering.

W: "Please Uncle Karl? Just a little? Pleeeease? :cry: "

or "creeps"" whichever you prefer.

NT!

Did Rove have us cheat again? Oh, maybe just a leeetle. <smirk>

Those militarily guys over in eyerack probably would've really voted for Arnie anyway. <smirksmirk>

I was standing next to Bill Clinton at the urinal and the thing wasn't but THAT LONG.....

I'll bet he's got a mental picture of every guy's wanker just so he'll have a goal to shoot for! Poor little georgie porgie needs a cookie.

on my face to cover the gin blossoms, that it's starting to crack - look at my forehead! Oh, and mah Momma told me this much is six inches. That means mine is 12."

of the stick but how you can make it stick, . . . or how you swizzle it . . . or how the shoe fits, . . . or . . . " as the screen of his face goes suddenly, once again blank.

Say a couple fingers of Beam with a soda back, that ain't gonna hurt nothin'.