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SilasSoule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 06:44 PM
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Top Ten Items On Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List:
10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard

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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:32 PM
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1. Hmm... I would say...
1. Buy drugs

2. Use drugs

3. Buy drugs

4. Use drugs

5. Sleep

6. Buy drugs

7. Talk about how bad drugs are

8. Use drugs

9. Hide drugs

10. Use drugs
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:54 PM
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2. 11. Start dating a pharmacist.
Male or female will do.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 11:56 PM
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3. Find a new housekeeper
.........
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:46 AM
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4. Pompous blowhard is a hard job to get
I've been looking for months...no one's hiring...I guess the market has been flooded.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 01:51 AM
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5. Maybe you're just overqualified...
CanuckAmok ducks....
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