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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 10:44 AM
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The Pubically Uncorrect of All CAPTIONS!!



W. is "thinking": "Geez. A midget photographer. Makes me sick. Like looking at a man in a cat suit. Like going to bed with your sister. Like drowning in your own vomit. Like breathing under water. Like . . . . (endless mind chatter)"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 10:48 AM
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1. "Look Maw No Brains!"
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 10:50 AM
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2. Dreamin': 5 seconds to go, Yale's down by 1, Bush is at the top of the key
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:01 AM
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3. whooooaahh
That last line of coke really ripped me a new one.
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:01 AM
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4. no that's left sir, her breast is to your right...
try to remember how arnold showed you.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:15 AM
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5. sweet!
Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 11:16 AM by skip fox
a two-fer! A double-edged piece. (Like: How many Texans does it take to eat a possum? . . . Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars. . . . Difference here it that its a double joke with one target--Texans eat road kill AND they're too stupid to take it from the road. Yours was a joke with a double target: W. & Arnold.)

:toast:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:16 AM
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6. Uh no actually we don't need your fingerprints just yet...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:28 AM
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7. underpants, you're such an optimist sometimes!
:toast:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:30 AM
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8. Who says I can't kick a man when he's down? Take THAT - peon!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:32 AM
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9. He needs to wash his lands counting all that money has made them filthy
:thumbsdown:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:06 PM
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10. WHOA! I ain't goin in there until there's been a thorough
sweep for Clinton's Penis.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 04:58 PM
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11. W: please, please make way for Forrest Gump ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 05:20 PM
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12. good eye, cosmicdot
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:39 PM
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13. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:
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