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IranianDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:11 PM
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Life sucks.
How many shots of vodka do you think it'll take before I die of intoxication?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:13 PM
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1. What's the problem, IranianDemocrat?
Lay down on the psychologist's couch and tell me what ails you.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:21 PM
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2. yes, darling
I hope you are just kidding here.
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rogerashton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:23 PM
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3. Not Vodka. Dogfish Head rum
See, to get that, you have to come to Delaware or Philly, and by the time you get here, you'll feel all better.

(I just learned the Dogfish Head makes rum at the White Dog a few minutes ago, that that made me feel all better.)
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:26 PM
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4. Come down to Texas for
some tequila shots, lime, and salt. Usually fixes me up for a couple of decades.
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:26 PM
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5. Not something to joke about, if that's what you're doing...
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/22971

"I told you I was hardcore" - Brandon Carl Vedas

http://www.brandonvedas.com/
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:27 PM
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6. You'll pass out first
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 08:32 PM
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7. No, you can die from alcohol poisoning...
especially if you drink straight alcohol.

Iranian, this isn't funny. If you are saying this in jest, you need to tell us. If you don't respond to tell us you are joking--now that you have made such a threat--you may find the police knocking on your door soon.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 08:50 PM
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8. Yes, please tell us
what the problem is. Choose any of the following:

1) I read today that Bush is planning to attack Iran

2) I'm upset because Arnie is now the guvernur of California

3) I'm upset because Bush is still the president, even though I wished him away today.

4) Something else.
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 09:05 PM
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9. More than you want to drink
and luckily, probably more than you'll be able to...
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 09:09 PM
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10. Nothing can possibly be that bad!
It may seem like sometimes but it's not!
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