You should have seen the wierdos that came to my place last night

These people were unreal. My friend made the mistake of hanging out with them once, the girl is one she met at college. So, tonight they show up at her door, invite themselves along to dinner, then invite themselves to my place.

Once there, it was just terrible, seriously messed up people, no couth. Just lighting up smokes without asking if they can smoke inside. Disrespectful of the house. And worst of all, they spent the whole night trying to get a person to......you know...join them.

We (my friends) had to do the most juvenille thing to get rid of them. The girl had me cornered, she was just spilling out private things of her life to me (and I really didn't care, I knew her for about five minutes) and she had already done the same to the others. So there I am, this girl has me cornered, going on and on. And then my friend Suzette, Says "Jeremy I gotta talk to you" and hauls me into the bathroom.

It seems as though while I was cornered, my friends had hatched a plan. Suzette explained that we were to stay in the washroom and those outside were going to say that we are old exes in the midst of getting back together. And everyone should leave so that we can have the house to ourselves. Then after everyone left, me and my newly found love and I were gonna hang out for about 20 minutes and then the others would return.

So as they were leaving the girl says..."I can't leave without saying goodbye" And starts pounding on the bathroom door. And making jokes about blow jobs. (Really my friend and I were throwing TP around). So we open the door and the girl starts to say bye...THEN SHE SAYS IN FRONT OF HERE BOYFRIEND. "I suck dick really well if you're interested." Then starts trying to get my number...rah rah rah. Her boyfriend seemed cool with it too.

Then just as I think I have them out of the house, the guy tries to TRADE ME SHIRTS. I explain I wasn't about to trade shirts. He kept going on about how he wanted an accapoulco shirt cause they were going to the bar. I ended up just giving him an old shirt just to get rid of him.

Then they leave...things seem cool, we're waiting for people to get back. And I hear a knock....IT'S THEM AGAIN!! I swear they thought Suzette and I were gonna get it on, and they wanted a piece of the action. Luckily my other friend, Dee dee, followed them back to my place. I thought the jig was up. I had to get on the phone to call my other buddies to tell him to hold-off on coming back.

They said they had come back looking for another of my guests. Who the man had hit on in terribly rude ways earlier, including grabbing his package. I explained he isn't here, no I don't have his cell and then Dee Dee hauled them out. As the doors closed the girl says to me "Next time I see you I'll fuck you hard."

Then they were in front of my house for 15 minutes as Dee Dee tried to get them to leave. Suzette and I just dimmed the lights and played along, to make them think we were..doing something.

Finally it was over..the others returned and we had a really nice time.

Got a good story about bad house guests?