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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:15 PM
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Hey it's me El Rushbo!
Here to tell you that Rehab is a bitch. I've got to sit in this little rubber room and think about stuff I've done in my life. I don't have drugs to help me escape my obsession with Clinton's penis, so now I'm starting to think about Bill's glorius, magnificent, beutiful uhhhh...STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT DAMMIT. The big purple elephants that work here as nurses keep laughing at me and screaming "HOW YA' DOIN' PIGMAN". I need to get my fix in the worst way:scared::freak:



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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:31 PM
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1. Hallucinations about Clinton's penis?
I'm hoping he's surrounded by dancing Hilarys poking him with pitchforks...

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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:37 PM
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2. It's just as well that you blew that gig at ESPN.
You probably wouldn't be able to broadcast from inside your cell anyway.
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:41 PM
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3. MMMMMmmmmm...Gatorade!
n/t
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:53 PM
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4. Talent on loan from Purdue-Pharma
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Infinite Velocity Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 04:36 PM
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5. Are the big purple elephants tapping at your door Rush?
We're coming for ya RUSH.....

tap...tap...
tap,tap,tap,tap....taptaptaptapTAPTAPTAP!
TAPTAP..BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!....

Let us in Rush! Who's your Daddy Rush?.....Do you know who yo Daddy is?......We said--WHO'S YO DADDY RUSH?!....

Why, my Daddy's Mr. Limbaugh....

WRONG!--WHO'S YO DADDY RUSH!

Well, well...ah... My Daddy is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Very good Rush.....Who's your Momma Rush....Do you know who your Momma is?......We said--WHO'S YO MOMMA RUSH?!

Why, my Momma's Mrs. Rush Limbaugh....

WRONG!--WHO'S YO MOMMA RUSH?!

Well, well...ah...My Momma's Mother-Earth!....

Very good Rush....Now, instead of being a pimple on the ass of humanity....You now have an opportunity to serve humanity.....no, go in peace....be sure to have an attitude of gratitude and like it!
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 04:39 PM
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6. Question
Why do you think "Cruz Bustamante" means "large breasts" in spanish?

:shrug:

Breezy
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Wolvie Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 04:41 PM
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7. monica
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 04:42 PM by Wolvie
somehow i don't think bill's penis is all that magnificent if monica had to use a cigar
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