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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:42 AM
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The Happy Hookup of all CAPTIONS!!!!
Edited on Tue Oct-14-03 10:42 AM by skip fox



W. is "thinking": "I pledge my beatin' to the fag . . . .yeah, yeah, yeah. Geez, that gets old REAL fast. Now if we could have a catchy little tune that goes with it, or maybe some cool little cartoon characters sewn on the flag, or maybe like put candy in our drawers when we say it . . . hmmmmm."
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:45 AM
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1. Damn ...
I just shit myself ... gain

boy: What the hell is that smell ?

Cheers
Drifter
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:51 AM
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2. W is CROSSING HIS FINGERS!!!! LOOK!!!!!
Well, it looks like he's about to anyway. See? He really DOES hate America! :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:58 AM
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6. Setting up the old "PSYCHE!" defense
That's funny.
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:52 AM
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3. News Report
"Today in class, the President learned about nouns and verbs. Though the children were quick to pick up the differences between 'things' and 'actions', the President struggled with the concept and repeatedly laughed at the word 'noun'. A White House spokeperson said the entire Administration supports Mr. Bush in his attempt to pass the third grade, and added that to do otherwise would be traitorous. Mr. Bush commented that he " love(s) America."
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buckfush2 Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:52 AM
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4. shoot, where'd I leave my pen?
Gotta write all over this flag too. Karl says grafitti is bad but I like it- get to say whatever I want without some speechwriter fance lingo....
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 10:53 AM
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5. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation
under oil, ooops...under jeb, ha, no...oh what's his name, God! that's it...FOR OIL!, All....he he
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:33 AM
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7. Rove told me if I kept talking up at Cabinet meetings they were going to
send me back to elementary school, but I didn't believe him. Damn.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:58 AM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Hope they made sure all the black kids are in back
and stay there. It's not like I'm prejudiced, or nothing, I mean I've even had black people over to eat, if they don't mind using the back door and the outside toilet. Different plates and silverware, of course, but heck . . . they're just like anybody else is what I say!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 12:17 PM
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9. W: I pledge allegiance to the Skull and Bones of America ...
... mumble mumble mumble ... yada yada yada ... whatever ... and to the Geronimo skull which my relatives stole ... forever and ever heil Hitler ... amen ...


(that's why his fingers are crossed ... he can't take any allegiance or oath above S&B)
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 01:16 PM
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10. W: "I dredge my penis...
to the fag....HEY whose f-ckin' with my cue cards"?!?!?!?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 04:45 PM
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11. Captions with entwined flowers
Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 04:55 PM
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12. All my little buddies and me thank these colors are so purty.
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