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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:38 PM
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if your candidate were a cookie, what type of cookie would he/she be?
I support Dean, and I think he'd be an oatmeal cookie.

unfortunately, I don't like oatmeal cookies.

:P
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:44 PM
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1. Clark Bar
But unfortunately, the Clark Bar isn't a cookie.

Clark would be Milk Chocolate Chip with Walnuts. You're astounded when you see a cookie that has more than you could even think up; likewise the candidate. Compare:

The Cookie:



The Clark:
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:46 PM
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2. Ditto and Bush would be a...
Edited on Tue Oct-14-03 11:46 PM by Hippo_Tron
Dog biscuit.
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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:47 PM
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3. that cookie would send a lot of people into anaphylactic shock
gotta be careful with nuts.
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:48 PM
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4. which do you mean
"that cookie would send a lot of people into anaphylactic shock"

the general or the snack? :)
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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:51 PM
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6. I mean that a lot of people are severly allergic to nuts
Edited on Tue Oct-14-03 11:51 PM by pruner
one of my sister's college roommates died after going into anaphylactic shock because another roommate had not sufficiently cleaned a kitchen counter after making a PB & J sandwich.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:51 PM
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5. Kucinich would be a fudge-stripe-cookie because he's the best.
And just like fudge-stripe-cookies everybody likes him, even if there are other cookies/ candidates that they like more.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:52 PM
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7. yep
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:54 PM
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8. john kerry-chocolate chip
he says chocolate chip cookies are his favorite food and he use to own a cookie shop.
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:05 AM
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9. I don't have a candidate, so I am qualified to cookify them all

Dean - stale teacake, no brown edge

Clark - Jacob's water cracker

Mosely-Braun - pirouette

Kucinich - gingerbread boy

Lieberman - sugar-free sugar cookie

Kerry - vanilla wafer

Edwards - store brand vienna finger

Gebhardt - Saltine

Sharpton - blueberry newton
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:07 AM
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10. Not all of those are cookies
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:12 AM
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11. I bet you alphabetize your socks


They are all in close enough communication with the cookie community to be valid.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:32 AM
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13. Give a 2 year old a saltine and prepare for chaos
because it just isn't a cookie. You know it, I know it and the American people know it!
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:40 AM
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14. If bush gets to be a dog biscuit Gebhardt should get to be a Saltine

And it is also a law of mathematics
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:41 AM
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15. Don't you blaspheme the sacred laws of mathematics here!!!!
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:45 AM
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16. You are just in denial about Gebhardt's Saltinehood

and unfamiliar with elementary calculus
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:48 AM
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17. Eat dogshit! You are in denial about how to spell Gephardt. And I'll math
you to death any day of the week byotch!
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:57 AM
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18. Aha! So your agenda is to drive a wedge between P and B

so obvious. Just another lame attempt to disrupt letter unity and cover up whatsisname's utility as the kind of soup accompaniment that the nation needs.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:00 AM
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19. I'll drive a wedge through your face!
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 05:48 AM
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20. Sir, I have a cream pie in my hand. Do not think I am afraid to throw it

And I can assure you it is much gooeyer than any cookie.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:30 AM
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12. Gore would be a white frosted Oreo
Because, well, he's white, but he has some soul beneath the skin, and also because Oreo only releases that cookie seasonally, so, like Gore, you can't find them when you want them most!
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 06:12 AM
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21. Good one Jobycom
I agree
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 07:51 AM
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22. Ooey Gooey Rich N Chewy Inside
Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?
Doing the big fig newton!
Here's the tricky part... the big fig newton!
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OldSoldier Donating Member (982 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 08:20 AM
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23. A smart cookie!
Are you sure you're not Tweety?
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