Gawd came to me in a vision as I slept last night, about Rush!

The Holy Ghost sounded EXACTLY like Billy Mays and he showed me what Rush Lamebutt needs to save his miserable zit scarred arse from total network damnation! The answer was as simple as Rush's corporate greed infested mind! * OXYCLEAN! * Works great on those filthy Oxymorans hooked on Oxycontin! Just have a snort of Oxyclean 8965451009896 times a day for 30 days and you won't believe the difference!


BTW, I don't know if Gawd noticed it or not, but Rush was just as mean and nasty after his ears got well, so I see no sign of the Oxycontin case healing Rush's sorry attitude!

Gawd was also quick to add that:
"This is yo arse on the radio stoned(.), This is yo arse in jail for dope (0)!"

I've got to stop eating those late night 42" Mega-Pizzas with the works before bedtime!

SHE Told me that SHE was bullshit that Pat Robertson kept referring to HER as a HE and that SHE couldn't wait to stick screws in his eyeballs when his time came to meet HER!

oh yeah, SHE also told me SHE liked my A**!

now THAT was really a RUSH!

Gawd might be a girl, but she sounded EXACTLY like Billy Mays!

so, i had a MUCH better 'brush with the diety' than YOU did! :P

Mighty Fine! Redeaming Qualities I Reckon!

specially after a great day you had fishing...well I'd blame the pizza too. ;-)
Anything with Rush is hard to digest topped with your 42' Mega Pizza!

Try this and see what you you dream of next....

Check out the E-mail I got from the guy at the 'Charleston Daily Mail', my hometown paper! I posted it on GD! Sounds like Bush's propaganda trick caught up with him! LMAO!

Looks like there may just be a Gawd afterall!