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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:36 AM
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Jessica Simpson Is Soooooo Dumb
How dumb is she?

She's so dumb. She could get the Republican nomination for president in 2016.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:37 AM
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1. AAAACCCKKKKK!
Don't even THINK of such a thing, god knows anything can happen in politics so let's not give anyone any ideas! GOD, what a horrible thought!
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:39 AM
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2. She's also a Southern Baptist who supported Bush in 2000!!!!!
....also from Texas!


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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:39 AM
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3. I saw her and her husband
on Larry King last night. Then I switched it over to watch their show--for the first and last time...

They are living in a fantasy world. No one lives like that in the "real world" especially these days. Her husband looks like an angry putz. What a young naive pair.
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RedSox02 Donating Member (804 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:40 AM
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4. Heh Heh Good one
As my sig suggests, Republicans don't think you really have to be all that smart to be President. As long as Jessica is "hot" that would probably be enough to get the endorsement of Pat Robertson, who somehow thought the Terminator was a great candidate because he carried an R next to his name.

Now as far as Jessica is concerned. First she was confused as to whether Tuna was really chicken, then she though Buffalo Wings were made of Buffalo meat. Is she trying to be that stupid?
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:43 AM
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5. yeah...look how dumb she looks
Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 09:44 AM by Magic Rat
http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000068TMZ.01.MZZZZZZZ

See, you can see two big bulges of stupidity pointing out from her shirt there...

:)
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 11:06 AM
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19. Hmmm... I think this stupidity warrents furthur study!
nt
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 05:09 PM
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33. Personally, I study women that dumb all the time
Without getting slapped even.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:43 AM
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6. How dumb is someone who gets to have sex with Nick Lachey????
It must be all a show on her part.
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piece sine Donating Member (931 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:47 AM
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7. you got that right!
he is one fine piece of ass.
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:56 AM
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10. She is SUCH A DITZ
OH MY GAWWDDD...She is such a ditz and she is sooo lazy. What she needs is an education so she can be independent.

She is a terrible role model to many other young women out there.

She likes to:

1) Hire a workperson, maid, repairman, WHATEVER to do small, tiny things.

Another thing is:
1) HER HUSBAND DECORATED THE HOUSE!!! HER HUSBAND MOVED ALL THE FURNITURE...HER HUSBAND WASHED PRACTICALLY ALL THE DIRTY LAUNDRY SHE HAD...HE EVEN MAKES THE BED!!! Her mother spoils her and her husband even makes the bed. When something spills on the floor, her husband cleans it up.

She complains and bitches ALL THE TIME. Why is she a bad role model? She's not indpendent and she practically depends on her husband for everything.

She feels guilty because she doesn't do anything so she tells him not do any work. But Nick LaChey, gotta love him, is a studious, responsible young man who is obviously committed to his relationship.

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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:55 PM
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26. I agree. Her, I have no use for, but him...
Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 01:55 PM by catzies
He strikes me as being stable, well-grounded, and competent. Wish he was my son-in-law.
I watch their show and he comes across well every time. IMHO of course.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 05:11 PM
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34. any clip I have ever watched he looks like he can't believe how
stupid she is. He just always this look on his face that says:" Damn, you're hot but what a friggin' idiot. "
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:53 AM
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8. She Thought That Buffalo Wings Was Buffalo Meat
Perfect Republican material for the presidency.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:56 AM
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9. Somebody send her a plate of Chicken Fingers!
oughta keep her busy for a while.

:evilgrin:
dbt
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 11:01 AM
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18. ha ha!
good one! chicken fingers! :)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:54 PM
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25. She though "Chicken of The Sea" tuna
WAS CHICKEN!!!

She's dumb as a sack of dirt!
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Creamed Corn Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 09:58 AM
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11. How dumb?
Dumb enough to spend her time here criticizing someone on television who she's never met?

Dumb enough to care about what some bored, angry, anonymous losers on the Internet think about her?

Not that dumb.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:00 AM
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12. Losers?
Hm...I wonder who THAT reference is for...?
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:05 AM
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13. Dude, your post is self referential.
Think about what you wrote. Just for a second.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:12 AM
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14. Hey, She Signed A Deal To Permit MTV Film Her Life
She put herself up for criticism. Before her show, I had no idea of what she was like. When anyone goes before the camera or puts themselves on a stage, they're asking for criticism.

If you don't want criticism, stay off the stage.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:14 AM
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15. dumb as a box of hair
she and her husband deserve each other
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:22 AM
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16. My Personal Favorite
She spent $750 on bra and panties, and she didn't realize it until she left the store.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 10:29 AM
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17. But Boy, Can She BELCH!!!!
It's amazing the sounds she can get out of that little body......
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 11:44 AM
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20. Be careful.
I got really, really flamed for saying Jessica Simpson is dumb.

She seems like a nice enough person. But dang, is she spoiled. She's lucky she married a tightwad. She'd be out of money already if she were on her own.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 04:47 PM
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29. yeah i did it
and you deserved it, too, lol.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:36 PM
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21. This might be a dumb question, but who is Jessica Simpson?
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 12:58 PM
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22. she's the anti-Britney.
Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 12:59 PM by NicoleM
She can actually sing. She's a pop singer. I'm not a fan of her genre of music, but she's not bad.

Her father is a Baptist minister. She was very open about the fact that she was committed to staying a virgin until marriage. Unlike Britney, it looks like she actually did it.

However, I don't think her parents put a high priority on her education. She's very clueless.

edited to add-She and her husband currently have an "Osbournes" type of show on MTV. That's how we all know that she thinks buffalo wings come from buffaloes.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:53 PM
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24. I didn't want to say this but
Have you ever heard her sing live? She isn't the anti-britney. she's not britney exactly, but she really can't sing that well, and most of the time i have seen her on TV she's been lip syncing.
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leanings Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:50 PM
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23. I'd love to see a reality show
where they take five or six really prissy little models or entertainers and make them do shit jobs for six weeks or so. They could work a pig farm, work on the production line at a chicken processing plant...not just ladies either. I'd like to see the blond dude from Queer Eye muck a stall.

Hmm...as an aside, "muck his stall" isn't gay slang, is it? If not, it should be. :)
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The_Gopher Donating Member (857 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 01:57 PM
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27. they were actually considering that with one of the Hilton sisters

i think someone shut down the idea somewhere along the way. i hope, at least.
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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:00 PM
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28. This country is so doomed.

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Boudicea Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 04:49 PM
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30. I'm soooo thrilled I don't know who this is
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 04:51 PM
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31. When She Gets The Republican Nomination for Gov. of TX
you will know her then. Trust me, she's prime Republican material.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 05:14 PM
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35. I was the last person on Earth to know who Jack and Kelly Osbourne were
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 04:56 PM
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32. Wow! I had never heard of this person before, but she
seems awfully stupid! Just what we need, more role models for young women glamorizing stupidity. The "if I'm dumb, boys will like me" mentality.
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