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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:25 PM
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WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST EAT?
The ingredients game. Now Demman knows the answer so he can't post on this. The answer will be posted at 4:30 Eastern so keep your entry ticket there will be a drawing if there is no winner.

Ingredients:BEEF, MECHANICALLY SEPERATED CHICKEN , WATER, SALT, CORN SYRUP, DEXTROSE, "FLAVORINGS" :shrug:, "SPICE" (again :shrug: ), PAPRIKA, HYDROLYZED CORN GLUTEN, SOY AND WHEAT GLUTEN PROTEINS, SODIUM NITRATE, LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE.

So What was it?

MECHANICALLY SEPERATED when the human touch cuts too far into your profit margin.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:26 PM
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1. Slim Jim
and a beer?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:28 PM
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6. ooooooo good answer, trof.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:34 PM
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15. OKAY GAME OVER trof SPOILED THE FUN FOR EVERYONE
With he first freakin'POST?!?!?!?

Yes I just bit into a Slim Jim and some Mechanically seperated chicken apparently.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:51 PM
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24. wow
Just kind of a wild assed guesstimate based on the soy & spices & stuff.
Yea me!
Sorry to be the spoiler.
;-)
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:37 PM
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19. Snap to it!
Slim jim!

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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:27 PM
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2. I'm thinking "low" fat hot dogs
??
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pnb Donating Member (959 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:29 PM
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7. I was thinking the same thing...
Chicken hot dog.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:28 PM
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3. LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE
Yummy.

Slim Jim?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:36 PM
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18. Yep
:grr:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 03:05 PM
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30. It's actually more wholesome than I would have thought.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:28 PM
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4. and a question
or desire
I'd sure like to see the chicken separating machine.
Sounds like something they could use at Gitmo.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:28 PM
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5. A tin/plastic tub of barbeque beef?
That you warm up in a microwave and put in a bun.

:shrug:
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darknemus Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:29 PM
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8. I'm going with the other guy up above.
Some sort of processed 'sausage' product. Either a slim jim or vienna sausage or something like that.

-darknemus
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ixion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:29 PM
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9. Some type of processed food product, with the taste and feel of
real food! (but it's not really food, just chemicals) :freak:
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:30 PM
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10. what my dog wouldn't eat this morning....
tasty though.
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_NorCal_D_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:30 PM
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11. Sounds like
Spam to me. :)
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:32 PM
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12. sounds like deviled "ham"
or one of the other potted meats.

no Benzyne though?
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:33 PM
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13. Puke it up and have another look
;)
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:34 PM
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14. Jerky or Slim Jim
Damn your cute!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:35 PM
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17. YES That's right
but how did you know I was so cute?
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:51 PM
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23. It's the
Underpants that you wear. Why did you get rid of the red ones?
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:35 PM
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16. A twinkie?
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:38 PM
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20. a hot dog, or commercial bologna.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:48 PM
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21. googled "Mechanically Separated Chicken"
and found this-
Mechanically Separated Poultry (MSP) is a paste-like and batter-like poultry product produced by forcing bones, with attached edible tissue, through a sieve or similar device under high pressure to separate bone from the edible tissue. Mechanically separated poultry has been used in poultry products since the late 1960's. In 1995, a final rule on mechanically separated poultry said it was safe and could be used without restrictions. However, it must be labeled as "mechanically separated chicken or turkey" in the product's ingredients statement. The final rule became effective November 4, 1996. Hot dogs can contain any amount of mechanically separated chicken or turkey.

It was also the name of a rock band.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:54 PM
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25. thank you
I guess they use dead chickens.
I hope.
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Ivory_Tower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:58 PM
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27. Reminds me of the "Mouse Homogenizer"
I swear I remember seeing an ad for one of those in a science magazine/journal when I was in college. (Couldn't find anything via google, though.)

Bleh.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 03:03 PM
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28. I envisioned four clamps just ripping it apart
Thanks now I feel so much better.:puke:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:50 PM
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22. It is Potted Beef. A delicately seasoned spread.
Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 02:59 PM by MrsGrumpy
I buy Hormel's all the time for my husband. Yum!
:puke:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 02:57 PM
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26. That's how they seperate the chicken lips from the rest of the chicken
Mechanically....
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-03 03:03 PM
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29. Why be cremated when you can be Mechanically seperated
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
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