Letter from Iraq

Dear Editor,

My name is YOUR NAME HERE and I am
stationed in NAME OF LOCATION HERE, Iraq
with the NAME AND NUMBER OF YOUR UNIT
HERE. Much of what the media has been
reporting about Operation Iraqi
Freedom is wrong. We have been
working hard to improve Iraq's NAME OF
DAMAGED INFRASTRUCTURE YOU’RE WORKING ON
HERE. In conjunction with HALLIBURTON
OR BECHTEL HERE, we will restore Iraq's
WATER, ELECTRIC, OR OIL SYSTEM HERE. In
NAME OF PROVINCE HERE, we are working
hard to earn the respect and trust of
the local SUNNI, KURD, OR SHIITE HERE
population. Just thought the readers
of NAME OF LIBERAL NEWSPAPER HERE should
know.

Sincerely,

YOUR NAME AND RANK HERE

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