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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:06 AM
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My backyard is a porn film setup....
I've got four young women with shovels moving dirt outside, and I'm making the effort to stay away from the windows. Ask me anything... :eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:06 AM
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Bow chicka bow bow
Are they wearing overalls with no shirts underneath? :D
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:09 AM
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3. It's not just a sound effect
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 11:16 AM by TXlib
"Bow Chicka Chicka Bow Bow" is actually the name of the contractor he went with.

And note the correct porno sound effect: two chickas.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:10 AM
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4. It's just hilarious....
Sports bras and shorts. I honestly had no idea when I hired this landscaping crew. This may, however, explain why they're doing so well.... the berm looks good, too. ;)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:12 AM
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6. *thud*
Are they working tomorrow, too? If so, this is a good excuse to call in sick. :D
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:17 AM
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7. Can you post a photo?
Please?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:12 AM
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5. wicka wicka wicka wow wow
Where the Boys Aren't 2003
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:06 AM
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1. Dude ...
I'm comin over. Where do you live ?

Cheers
Drifter
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:07 AM
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2. Maybe you better bring them some refreshments.
And something to drink. ;-)
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Rashind Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:54 AM
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20. Definitely do this.
Seriously, take them some refreshments. Even if you don't get to have sex with any/all of them, it's the right bloody thing to do. :'P
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:19 AM
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8. Okay, it just got REALLY funny....
My middle-aged mustachioed neighbor just decided to come outside and do a little leaf-blowing. I kid you not.

Too funny....!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:20 AM
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9. He's no dummy!
:D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:21 AM
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10. I'd imagine they're used to...
that kind of junior-high behavior and aren't fooled for a minute about his sudden desperate need to do yard work. :-) Can practically see their eyes rolling from here.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:22 AM
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11. You say that like it's a bad thing.
;-)
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:28 AM
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12. Well, it's bad if...
it screws up Robb's chances of scoring later when he takes them something to drink. ;-)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:29 AM
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13. Robb doesn't need to score...
he's got Mrs. Robb for that.

Now, if I were Robb's neighbor, I'd have to visit to borrow a cup of sugar, and then some butter, then some milk, then an egg...you see how this is going. :D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:35 AM
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16. Hee...
I never realized you were so easy, Dude. :-)

And I never said he shouldn't envite Mrs. Robb to play too. ;-)
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speckledgator Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:41 AM
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17. seems to be proceeding to
CAKE
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:41 AM
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18. I see how this is going...
My neighbor is going to bake a cake? :)
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:30 AM
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15. Is he sucking...
..his stomach in???
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:42 AM
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19. Yes, he is!
SO silly... he's still out there, BTW. Still running the leaf blower. Still getting the leaves out of that tiny patch of driveway...!
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:29 AM
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14. Dear Penthouse...
I never used to believe the letters you print until one day...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:02 PM
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21. Go on buddy! Get in there!
Ask em if they've had lunch....
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:43 PM
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22. One last update....
The neighbor is now tinkering with his car. I can't see he's actually getting anything done....

...And for those of you with minds in the gutter: one of the women just asked if she could use my power drill.

:silly:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:44 PM
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23. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* SAY NO MORE!
:D
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