Fortune Cookie Fun - Democratic Underground

arwalden

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:19 PM
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Fortune Cookie Fun

When reading your fortune out loud, always add the words "IN BED" at the very end.

- Someone is thinking kind things about you. (IN BED)
- Something that was lost will soon be returned to you. (IN BED)
- Do something nice for yourself and those you care about. (IN BED)
- A surprise awaits you. (IN BED)

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Wolfman 11

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:20 PM
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1. that would have been funny for my last one

it said:

"You will injure your leg."

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:20 PM
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2. I got one that said, "You will soon be rich and famous." Add "in bed"?!

Who am I, Hugh Hefner? :D

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Skittles

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:24 PM
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3. THAT WASN'T CHICKEN...........

Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 03:24 PM by Skittles

IN BED.

er.....................OK

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geniph

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:25 PM
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4. I got a great one in Reno

(which unfortunately did not come true): You will be showered with good fortune. I guess it was more true IN BED, as I was NOT showered with good fortune at the slot machines. Dammit!

Then again, my husband and I did have fun on our trip... :D

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Fuzz

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Mon Oct-20-03 03:26 PM
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5. My wife and I had fortune cookies at our wedding

Inside was our names and date of the wedding.

Cathy & Paul 4-30-94 In bed

Hmm, that works too. :)

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