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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:12 PM
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The Capt. Cook of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Thu Oct-23-03 06:13 PM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Wow! Hawaii! Belly dancers and hanging ten! Pinecone drinks and shirts that need batteries! Boy, this is going to be great! First thing I wanta see is where they filmed Casablanca. Damn, this place is fine!"
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:19 PM
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1. Call Ken Starr! He's about to get lei'd by a woman not his wife!
Sorry! I'll do penance.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:52 PM
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3. There's never enough penance for some acts, you know.
Check Websters: Pun (n.), 1. an unpardonable sin. . . . etc.

:toast:
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VaLabor Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:30 PM
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2. "George...
"George, it's like this. Lift the hand so the palm is facing outward. No, no. Outward. And then move it back and forth. George...George...you IDIOT!"
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:11 PM
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4. "look honey, there's Gopher,
Julie, and Captain Steubing!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:20 PM
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5. "Hey, Laura, what do you say we ask around after Gilligan's
Edited on Thu Oct-23-03 07:20 PM by skip fox
Island. Maybe we can find a clue about where they are and save them. Betja my poll numbers would shoot through the roof. Wow, wouldn't it be great if we could find 'em?"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 08:57 PM
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6. W: sure glad we didn't spend money traveling when we were younger
... what a waste of money that would have been ...
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