Catwoman proposed to me, then stood me up at the altar.

DrWeird

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Fri Oct-24-03 04:48 PM
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Catwoman proposed to me, then stood me up at the altar.

I had to sell her 30 karat cubic zirconium ring to a drunken bum just to pay off the preacher. So here I am in Vegas all alone with no place to stay; all I've got is my lime green tuxedo, a rose from 7-11, a hastily purchased 1986 T-top camaro, and half of a bottle of spanish fly (the bum thought it was booze).

sigh.

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LuLu550

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Fri Oct-24-03 04:56 PM
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1. sounds like

it is HER loss!
:evilgrin:

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CatWoman

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:03 PM
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2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

But................but................but you promised me Ziegfied and Roy!!!!!!

No Z&R, No wedding!!!!! :D

:hi:

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LuLu550

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:04 PM
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4. that's right, Catwoman

you have your standards...stick with them!:thumbsup:

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Mandate My Ass

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:03 PM
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3. "spanish fly, you know, espanol bzzzz bzzzz"

name that bad 80's movie.

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matcom

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:07 PM
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5. THAT TWO-TIMING BITCH!!

i'll get her DAMMIT!

just WAIT until she gets home. i am not... I REPEAT I AM NOT COOKING HER DINNER TONIGHT!

nor am i giving her her daily FOOT MASSAGE!

and don't think for ONE MINUTE that i am going to perform my weekly TONGUE MASSAGE!

ohhhhh noooooooo

not after i found out she is TWO-TIMING ME! x(

nope. NOT gonna do it!

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CatWoman

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:22 PM
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10. Matt Baby!!!!!

*you know your'e my numero uno*

He promised me tigers Mat!!

Tigers!!!

Surely you can understand :D

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matcom

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:27 PM
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11. Tigers???

honey i promised you the FUCKING MOON!

i mean i painted your house....
i wined you and dined you at Denney's....

I EVEN TOOK YOU PUTT-PUTT GOLFING FOR CHR*STS SAKES!!!

how... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???

i am crushed.

i want a pony

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CatWoman

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:30 PM
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12. Awwwwwwwwww, poor baby

I didn't mean it!!!!!

I won't do it again!!!!!!!!

I just can't pass on those fine gastronomical delights at Denny's!!!!!

And my house needs another coat of paint!!!!!

Forget the pony, here's a horse.

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matcom

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:32 PM
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13. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

i wanna WHITE one! x(

*throwing temper tantrum*

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CatWoman

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:37 PM
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14. goddamnit!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ok. I'll make it even more special. How's about a white unicorn??

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matcom

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:38 PM
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15. Nope

Edited on Fri Oct-24-03 05:39 PM by matcom

a Unicorn only has ONE horn! and i want him SNOW WHITE (with black spots)

i am going out for dinner. if you REALLY love me, you will have what i WANT when i return

*tapping foot*

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CatWoman

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:58 PM
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16. BAM!!!!!!

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matcom

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Fri Oct-24-03 08:32 PM
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17. too many spots

want more "blotchy

RUCK I AM SOOOOOOO DRUNK>...................

oh mAN...................

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:08 PM
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6. Tough..she was in bed with me and was busy

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joeybee12

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:08 PM
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7. You're not the first, and you won't be the last! She lives to inflict...

...heartache!

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Richardo

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:13 PM
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8. I've got a telegram here from CatWoman to all you jilteds...

Edited on Fri Oct-24-03 05:14 PM by Richardo

Nya-ha-ha! Stop.

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WillyT

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Fri Oct-24-03 05:16 PM
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9. When You Say She "Stood You Up" Do You Mean...

...oh, nevermind!

:evilgrin:

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