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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:24 PM
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This is my Homework! My mouth is killing me!!!
Edited on Fri Oct-24-03 10:56 PM by Lady Freedom
I must read this on tape perfect! AHHHHHHHHHHH!


In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity, without thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vain vapidity. In other words, say what you mean and mean what you say, and don't use big words.


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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:27 PM
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1. just keep imagining yourself in your underware
what are studying for? A MA in tongue twisting?
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:42 PM
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3. It is for Voice and Diction class
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:44 PM
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4. are you the very model of the modern major general?
with information animal vegetable or mineral?
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:46 PM
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7. What one must do for...
Edited on Fri Oct-24-03 10:46 PM by Lady Freedom
a B.A in Mass Communications can be a pain in the mouth!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:46 PM
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6. got through until... ventriloquial
ventril-o-ki-al... ventriloquial... ventriloquial - as I both type it and say it - still very hestitant.

That is quite an exercise. Imagine composing that thing.

Luck to ya!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:37 PM
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2. And, by all means...
...circumvent obfuscation.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:44 PM
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5. Here is some more of my homework! waaaaaa! My tongue!
Try these Tongue Twisters to sharpen your articulation.



1. A tree toad loved a she toad that lived up in a tree. She was a three toed tree toad, but a two toed toad was he. The two toed toad tried to win the she toad's friendly nod, but the two toed toad loved the ground on which the three toed toad trod. But no matter how the two toed toad tried he could not please her whim. In her tree toad bower with her three toed power, the she toad vetoed him.



2. As the roaring rocket rose the restless roosters rollicked.



3. Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, "But," she said, "The butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter," So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, and it made her batter better.



4. Three gray geese in the green grass grazing; gray were the geese, and green was the grazing.



5. A pampered pet puts patient pets to pampering pampered pets.



6. Cecily sells seashells by the seashore, where the sun shines on the shop signs.



7. Kid Kidder and Kidnaper, did kid Kit Kidders kid. Then, without kidding, Kit Kidder, the kidder and kidnaper did kidnap Kit Kidder's kid.



8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter would slit sheets? As many sheets as a sheet slitter would slit if a sheet slitter should slit sheets.



9. Which witch whined when the wine was spilled on the wheel?



10. A tooter who tooted a flute, tried to tutor two tutors to toot. Asked the two of the tutor, " Is it harder to toot? Or to tutor two tutors to toot?" And the tutor said, "To toot!"



11. Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.



12. She sawed six slick, sleek, slim, slender saplings.



13. Seven sloppy seagulls sang sickeningly to the sun.



14. Sister Susie's sewing sheets for six sick soldiers.



15. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood.



16. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.



17. The armadillo ate the ant that bit Andy's aunt Angie.



18. Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.



19. Five fast foxes fed on fishes from far away.



20. What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.



21. Cows graze in droves on grass which grows in grooves in groves. (repeat twice)



22. Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of the boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar. That boar will bore the bear no more.



23. A pale pink proud peacock pompously preened its pretty plumage. (say three times)



24. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie?



25. Lilly ladled little Letty's lentil soup.



26. The bootblack brought the black boot back.



27. Six slim sleek sycamore saplings.



28. A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.



29. The deadly dagger and the dire dudgeon dangled in the dank, dark, dungeon.



30. Pretty Polly polishes pearly pewter platters.



31. Zany Zelda severs seven silky sutures.



32. Whether the weather be fair, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.



33. A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood.



34. What whim led whiny Whitey White to whittle, whistle, whisper and whimper near the wharf where a white whale might wheel and whirl.



35. Fat Fanny Flick French fried five floured floundering fresh fish for Friar Francis Fowler's famished father.



36. "Sir, surely this super sock shop stocks short, silk socks with six spots," Shy sweet Sally silkily simpered.



37. Six slick city slickers sought to sell silly sally shells.



38. Five fresh freshmen found fifty-five fresh fishes.



39. Peter Prangle, the prickly prangly pear picker, picked three pecks of prickly pears.



40. Which wicked witch was the witch which whipped wicker?



41. Very vile vipers invite heavy virile bikers to vandalize vacant valleys.



42. Seven silly Sicilians sailed on the seven seas.



43. Carl's cow came close to crunching Karen's car.



44. Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.



45. Washington's washwoman washed Washington's wash while Washington watched Wilson.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 10:53 PM
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8. And people wonder why I'm not on much! hehe!
Edited on Fri Oct-24-03 10:53 PM by Lady Freedom
This is just one class! I'm in 4 more for a grand total of 14 hours a week! That is not inclueding the 28 hours of studying and all my hours at 2 jobs!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:11 PM
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9. This man is evil!
what teacher would do thid to his studence!
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:26 PM
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10. ugh...awful read. Is your professor George Will?
Actually it's humorous in a way because it is telling you NOT to write in the pretentious stilted timbre of George Will but...oh well...

Speech class is different than wrinting.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:47 PM
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11. No
A Dr. R. Clark. And I wish his class came with a dental plan! Ouch!
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