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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:10 AM
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I am declaring a moratorium on Jesuses in the lounge...
Edited on Sun Oct-26-03 02:15 AM by jchild
There are too damned many of you, and I can't keep you straight. Besides, I thought there was only supposed to be one, being the child of God and all.

No more Jesuses in the lounge. Two are enough!!

:-) :toast: SZJ and SSJ

On edit: Not that I have the POWER to do so, but maybe a little chat with skinner, earl, or elad would remedy this??? Just kidding :-)
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:14 AM
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1. I Am...
...so Jesus-ey that I didn't even have to put it in my name.

Besides, I don't think a guy named RegularJesus would get very far with the ladies.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:16 AM
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2. Uh oh...
is there are RegularJesus here too?

Christ on crutches! I had no idea we have three jesuses on DU!
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 07:01 AM
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20. You'd be surprised.
Check this out.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:19 AM
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3. My dear, sweet, jchild
Have you never seen Steel Magnolias? Arwalden can verify-the proper phrase is not Jesuses-it's Jesi (as in Annelle in "Steel Magnolia" and her collection of "baby Jesi" pieces collected from various creches.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:23 AM
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6. LMFAO!!!
Rowdy! How's it going?

Ok, I stand corrected. Would two hippopotamuses be hippopotami?

I will never make this mistake again. 40 lashes!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:28 AM
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9. Exactly,. dahlin',
Actually, Annelle's grammer is correct, instead of collecting "baby Jesuses" she was collecting "baby Jesii" (like cactus and Cactii).

Anyway, life is lovely here in central Mississippi as the storms roll by. Looks like its gonna be a long night.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:32 AM
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14. We had some pretty stormy weather earlier...
hope it cools off...heard it is supposed to be in the thirties Monday AM.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:32 AM
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15. We had some pretty stormy weather earlier...
hope it cools off...heard it is supposed to be in the thirties Monday AM.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:21 AM
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4. Never enough Jesi
We're going to see some badass miracles going down in the Lounge!
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:22 AM
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5. if you thought we were bad Jesuses (jesi?)??
check out this horrible rapper?/muscian?/guy with to much time on his hands? He calls himself white jesus.

http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=176541&q=Hi

:warning do not click on link unless you have a high threshold for pain and a sick sense of humor:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:25 AM
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7. He invested lots of funds in his graphic art, didn't he...
looks like Windows paint and about two minutes and he had his logo. Music is downloading now...

And, BTW, please don't hold the original post against me, holy one!
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:28 AM
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8. a simple donation can absolve all my child!
Small bills, under the table. :P
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:30 AM
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11. Isn't that the way its always been...
"A simple donation"...Get thee behind me Satan!!!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:32 AM
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13. "God bless you all and most of all, send your moneeeey."
That, my friend, is a Hank Williams Jr. line...perhaps the only that he wrote that ever made me smile.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:30 AM
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12. Better yet, a miracle from you--say, take care of my student loans---
and I will proclaim you the one true jesus!

:-)
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:29 AM
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10. OMG that is truly horrible music...
Lyrics suck!

"Shoot you in the head like sixty times, then I will bust some rhymes.."

Sounds like this guy was really really really bored.

Truly bad music.
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:34 AM
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16. I'm a sick man
I couldn't/ and still can't stop laughing when I hear that song. It is so truely bad it's a parody, but it isn't. Therein lies the tragedy. A hilarous tragedy!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:37 AM
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17. It is hillarious! Got the link saved so I can send some of my buds there.
This is as funny as some of the prank phone calls that made the rounds a couple of years ago. Yes, this guy sounds as if he is really serious about his "music," yet it is pathetic. You pegged it...a hillarious tragedy. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 03:20 AM
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18. This thread makes me think of that song Your Own Personal Jesus
(btw, Johnny Cash does a great interpretation of it on his finale CD.)

We need more Jesus's so every Du'er can have their own personal one :D
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 03:28 AM
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19. How about a quick chorus of. "Drop Kick Me, Jesus...
through the Goal Posts of Life"

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm
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