Even my husband laughed at this joke

(This is meant as no disrespect to the Irish, Protestants, Jews, Catholics, prostitutes, or ditch diggers.)

A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they witnessed a Protestant pastor lurking about and then ducking into the house.

Would ya look at that Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace,those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work.

A short time later they watched as a Jewish rabbi looked around himself cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one had spied.

"Did ya see that Darby?" Pat asked the other in shock and disbelief. Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. 'Tis a shame, I tell ya!"

Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic priest, lurk about the house looking around to see if any one was watching and then quietly sneak in the door.

Oh no, Darby look!" Said Pat removing his cap. "One of the poor girls musta died."

I don't see how offense could be taken at that joke, as it could be turned around in any way and still be funny. The source of humor is how people will turn a blind eye where their own faith is concerned. I do like picturing the accent in my mind though ("Didja see that, Darby?").

were working away in front of the Catholic church when two nuns walked by.
"Sister, did you hear about poor old Father Murphy?"
"No, what happened?"
The poor man somehow slipped off of the commode last night and broke his arm."
"Oh, the poor man."
After they left, one worker turned to his cohort and asked "What's a commode?"
"Aw man, I don't know. I ain't Catholic."

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic,
but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack,10-pack, or a family pack.

"I'm REALLY going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at LEAST twice!!"

The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack,saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night,the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement
from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back: "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"

A young lad is about to have sex for the first time so he heads off to the pharmacy to buy some condoms ...

He's a little nervous and takes a long time deciding which ones to buy ... finally he makes his decision and brings his purchase up to the register ...

The pharmacist rings up the sale, looks at the boy and says "OK, that'll be $4.00 for the condoms and another 20 cents for the tax ..."

The boy, seeming somewhat rattled, responds: "Tacks ??? I thought they stayed on by themselves ..."