Bush Is My Shepherd (HUMOR)

Bush is my shepherd, I am in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches.
He leadeth me besideth the still factories.
He restoreth my doubt in the Republican party.
He leadeth me in the party of destitution for his party's sake.

I fear evil for thou art with me.
The politicians and the profiteers they frighten me.
Thou preparest a reduction in my salary before me in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou anointest my income with State tax increases; my expenses runneth over.

Surely unemployment and poverty will follow me all the days of the Republican administration and I shall dwell in a mortgaged house for all the days of my life."

I mean, really good.

--bkl

I can't take credit as the author, unfortunately...but whoever did is a freaking GENIUS!
This is just something a friend sent to me over the Net.

and like you, posted it under GD. (Hasn't been moved over here yet). But it also included the following:


While doing a Google-search on the above, I found another gem in a local newspaper in MA.
http://www.montaguema.net/corkboard.cfm?message_ID=5015&subject_ID=4&location_ID=4&digest=no
Here it is, in their "US & World News Corkboard":

No, I didn't make this up.
This was an actual obituary published in The Times-Picayune, New Orleans on
10/2/2003.

Word has been received that Gertrude M. Jones, 81, passed away on
August 25, 2003, under the loving care of the nursing aides of Heritage
Manor of Mandeville, Louisiana. She was a native of Lebanon, KY. She
was a retired Vice President of Georgia International Life Insurance
Company of Atlanta, GA. Her husband, Warren K. Jones predeceased her.
Two daughters survive her: Dawn Hunt and her live-in boyfriend, Roland, of
Mandeville,LA; and Melba Kovalak and her husband, Drew Kovalak, of
Woodbury, MN. Three sisters, four grandchildren and three great
grandchildren, also survive her. Funeral services were held in Louisville, KY.
Memorial gifts may be made to any organization that seeks the removal of
President George Bush from office.