Mother Teresa Used Steroids in Bid for Sainthood

"As the latest doping scandal spreads, the Brains Trust has learned that a newly developed and difficult to detect steroid was first test-marketed on would-be saints.

Mother Teresa, known as the "Saint of the Gutters" for her work with the abjectly poor in India, was reportedly one of the first people to test the new steroid shortly before her death in 1997...

The Catholic Church began random drug testing in the mid 1990s after it became publicly known that five of the seven most recently named saints had used performance enhancing substances to improve their ability to work miracles. Indeed, Mother Teresa was a focus of suspicion during this period...

Derek Gadd, a former administrator of the church's drug testing program in Calcutta...said he became more suspicious when "one day she said to me 'I'm going to be a saint and you can't stop me, you incomprehensibly worthless little shit,' and then she cackled the way only an octogenarian can." Gadd noted that "these are the classic symptoms of hormone ingestion, but her blood always tested out clean." "

http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/article.68.2951.html

ROFL!!! Mmmmmm.....satire.

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No way. I don't know about some of them other saints, but Mother Teresa was all natural.