Really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad joke

and it caused me to actually LOL at my computer. Maybe because it is Friday afternoon and I'm braindead.



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see

>> from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

>>

>> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

>>

>> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

>>

>> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,

>> and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

>>

>> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

>>

>> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain

>> elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly

>> formed.

>>

>> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the

>

>> bank manager and disappears into a back office.

>>

>> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger

>> out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and

>> he wants to use this as collateral."

>>

>> She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

>> "I mean, what in the world is this?"

>>

>> (you're gonna love this)

>>

>> (it's a real treat)

>>

>> (masterpiece)

>>

>> (wait for it)







>>

>> The bank manager looks back at her and says,

>>

>> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.

>> His old man's a Rolling Stone."

But at least it shows some creativity.

Thanks for reminding me-its hilarious!

I was going to send it to a friend, but I think one might need to have an acquired taste for such word play.

He cracked himself up telling those. Like the time I went home on military leave and asked him "why do the window screens have holes in them dad? "Well son, we "screen" our squirrels before we let them in the house". He just cracked himself up about that one. :)

her rural cousin's estate in the Ural Mountains. A city girl, she wasn't accustomed to riding a horse, and after her first day on the estate she was horrible raw. At dinner her cousin suggested that they all spend the next week on an extensive horseback riding trip through the Urals. Caught off-guard, she agreed. Later,back in their suite, Lura asked her husband, Count Ivan, what she should do...He pondered for a while, then said...

(its bad folks)

"Tour all Ural, Lura? Too raw Lura, lie."

highlight it with your mouse, if you really must see. You probably don't want to, though.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream?

Crib Death

har har

Good for halloween, but would want to make certain of one's audience before casting it out in the public sphere...

I'll make sure to remember this one, though. :evilgrin:

That is funny as hell.......LOL